Frasier

Dinner Party

Season 6, Ep 17, Aired 3/11/99
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  • Episode Description
  • Frasier and Niles plan to host a dinner party to toast Seattle's newest couple.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Kelsey Grammer

    Dr. Frasier Crane

  • Jane Leeves

    Daphne Moon Crane

  • David Hyde Pierce

    Dr. Niles Crane

  • Peri Gilpin

    Roz Doyle

  • Dan Butler

    Robert "Bulldog" Briscoe (seasons 4 - 6, recurring otherwise)

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Dinner Party

    By thefanof, May 21, 2011

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (11)

    • Frasier: Buh-lackk-ball!

    • Roz: Daphne has friends at the British Consulate and they're having a big reception tonight. She has an invitation. Daphne: Who knows, Roz? Maybe you'll meet some English lord who'll make you a lady. Niles: I think at this point it would take the actual Lord to make her a lady.

    • Frasier: (on phone) Hello? Yes, yes. Oh Lord, I'm so sorry you can't make it. That's all right. Yes, some other time. Goodbye. )hangs up) Niles: Please not the Ashbys. Frasier: Family emergency. Apparently it's so urgent they didn't have time to think up a plausible excuse! Niles: So where does that leave us? Frasier: Well, let's see... we have a third-rate caterer with a record, a couple of lushes, a couple who think we're both nutcases, an Argentine wild child and Roz! (throws down list( Dinner is served! Niles: (realizing) I still have one blackball left. Frasier: At this point I don't think one is going to make any difference. Niles: It will to me, I'm using it on myself. (black balls himself) Blackball! (However, Frasier is angry with him and claims you cannot blackball yourself. They begin grappling at the bowl until all the balls shoot out. Frasier steadies himself) Frasier: We are the Collyer brothers! Why don't we just face the inevitable: let us just cancel the whole damn thing. Niles: Of course, canceling the party twenty minutes later - people'll think we're strange! Frasier: Frankly, I'm sick and tired about giving a damn about what other people think. You know, most of them are one ball away from not being here in the first place. Niles: You're right. So we spend a lot of time together, so what? I enjoy it. Frasier: So do I, Niles. You know, why don't we make those calls tomorrow to cancel? I'm famished, why don't we just head over to "Companion" for dinner, my treat. Niles: (excited) You're on. (laughing) Unless you think it's too odd to have dinner together. (gets coat) Frasier: (laughs) I don't think we're in any danger of that. If our relationship became truly odd I think we're both intelligent enough to recognize the signs. (The doorbell sounds so they go to answer it. There is nobody there, but a distant sound of children giggling. Niles, recognizing the signs, decides to forget dinner and just go home)

    • Niles: Oh Daphne, isn't that Roz's dress? Daphne: Yes, it was really the only thing that looked good on me. (calling) Come on, Roz, we don't want to be late! (Roz enters wearing the showy glittery blue dress) Daphne: Doesn't she look beautiful! Roz: (angry) Oh, shut it, Daphne! I know you think I look like a hooker. Daphne: No, I said it made me look like a hooker. On you... well, it works.

    • Frasier: Not exactly my wish list, but at least we've got the Ashbys. Niles: Allison Walburt can say what she wants, why should we care a whit about what anybody else thinks. Am I right? Frasier: Absolutely! (to Martin) Dad, do you think we're odd?! Martin: (tactical) No, you're not odd. You're just special! Your mother told me that when you were kids and I still believe it. Frasier: Yes, but do you think we spend too much time together? (They enter the kitchen) Martin: You're close, lots of brothers are close. Frasier: Yes, I suppose you're right about that. The Gershwins, the Wright Brothers... Niles: I told you we were getting upset over nothing. Martin: (laughs) Course, then there were the Collyer brothers! Niles: Collyer brothers? Martin: Couple of nuttos that shared an apartment in New York their whole lives. They even built a maze out of newspapers in there that only they knew how to get through. They collapsed on one of them and the other one just sat there with the dead body until the neighbors complained about the smell!(laughs) Pretty crazy story. (gets (beer) You recycle right, Niles? (exits) Frasier: You know, maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea if we went our own ways a bit more. Niles: It's possible we have grown a tad dependent on one another. (again takes a bit out of Frasier's jacket) Frasier: Perhaps this is just the warning we need. Today we're planning a dinner party... tomorrow we're wearing matching pajamas and washing each other's hair! Let's face it, Niles, we are one stone's throw away from becoming the neighborhood kooks! Right down to the local children ringing our doorbell and running away. Niles: Now Frasier, you are letting your imagination get the better of you. Come on, let's go make a seating chart. Frasier: You always know how to cheer me up.

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    Notes (1)

    • This is the second episode to be in "real time" (the first was "My Coffee with Niles").

    Allusions (1)

    • The Collyer Brothers: Martin mentions Homer and Langley Collyer, the legendary recluses who shared a brownstone in Harlem during the 20's and 30's, who were legendary for their cluttered home, where they refused to throw anything away, made walls and passages of newspapers and even set booby traps due to their fear of intruders. After the death of both brothers police removed over 103 tons of junk and garbage out of the house.

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