Shrink Rap

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Quotes (4)

  • Martin: You know who's a hell of a dreamer? Eddie. This one night I wake up, he's lying on my forehead, dead asleep, with a big clump of my hair in his mouth, growling. I bet you'd love to analyze that little brain of his. Frasier: Yes, that would be the jewel in the crown of my career.

  • Martin: You know the best thing about getting old? Your hair may turn grey, your joints may stiffen, you may even have to walk with a cane. But people still ask you to help them move!

  • Dr. Schachter: That is it! That is it! In thirty years as a couples therapist, I've never said what I'm about to say...Give up! It's hopeless! You are pathologically mistrustful of each another, competitive to the point of madness! So, trust me, just meet each other at weddings and funerals, and the rest of the time, stay the hell away from each other! Now, I am going to limp to the nearest pub and drink until the rest of me is as numb as my ass!

  • Frasier: I don't need your group, I've got a group of my own, half a million strong. Niles: Oh, yes, your legions! Why don't you rent a farm, pass out the body paint and call it "Frasierstock"?