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The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (2)

Season 6, Ep 14, Aired 2/10/00
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  • Episode Description
  • Chandler admits that he hasn't cried since he was a child. Phoebe discovers that Ursula is starring in porno movies using her name. Rachel desperately tries to stop Ross and Jill from starting a relationship.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Jennifer Aniston

    Rachel Green

  • Larry Joe Campbell

    The Fan

  • Courteney Cox

    Monica Geller

  • Douglas Looper

    The Vampire

  • Lisa Kudrow

    Phoebe Buffay

  • Fan Reviews (5)
  • One of the best episodes of the season.

    By Canogaparkcindy, Jul 09, 2009

  • Small review - Average continuity error :)

    By NikolasM, Jun 17, 2008

  • ono of the best episodes ever

    By simpfan90210, Apr 27, 2007

  • Chandler admits that he hasn't cried since he was a child. Phoebe discovers that Ursula is starring in porno movies using her name. Rachel desperately tries to stop Ross and Jill from starting a relationship.

    By Black_Grace, Mar 28, 2007

  • This Episode is about Chandler hasn;t cryed since h was a kid and they try to make him cry but he can't .

    By Diamonddoll_07, Feb 03, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (15)

    • Monica: (About Phoebe doing porn) Well, I guess it makes sense, you know, having such a terrible childhood. Chandler: I had a terrible childhood and I don't do porn. Monica: Yes, but you're dead inside.

    • Ross: You may have been right about Jill. Rachel: Oh, I knew it! What happened? Ross: Um, she kissed me. Rachel: (Disappointed) What? You kissed? Ross: Look, I tried not to kiss her, okay? Rachel: (Upset) It doesn't sound like it. I mean, it is pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don't kiss them. See, look at us, right now, not kissing! Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and, and I didn't stop it. I guess I just wasn't thinking? Rachel: Yeah, that's right you weren't thinking. You know what? (Rolling up her sleeves) Let me give you something to think about! Ross: Wait! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing. Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister's mouth long enough to tell me that. Ross: Look, I realized that if anything happened with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us! Rachel: What? Ross: No. I mean, look, I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us, again, ever. But I don't wanna know that it never could. So, I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector. Rachel: Wow, I, I don't even know what to say. Thank you! Ross: You're welcome. Chandler: (Crying) I just don't see why those two can't work things out!

    • Monica: Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff. Chandler: Well you know, maybe those stories make me cry and you wouldn't think I'm all dead inside. Monica: But I don't care if you can't cry. I love you! Chandler: Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow thin chest.

    • Joey: What if you saw a three leg puppy? Chandler: I would be sad, sure. But I wouldn't cry. Joey: Okay, okay. What if the puppy says to you "Help me Chandler! All the other puppies pick on me!" Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!

    • Monica: (Watching the porno movie) What is that on her ankle? Chandler: Her ankle is what you're looking at?

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    Notes (3)

    • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Jak Chandler nedok├ízal plakat (As Chandler Could Not Cry)

    • This is one of the few two-part episodes. These episodes were originally aired in their entirety, but written to be aired separately in syndication. These episodes are: "The One with Two Parts (1)" "The One with Two Parts (2)" "The One After the Super Bowl (1)" "The One After the Super Bowl (2)" "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (1)" "The One with the Morning After (2)" "The One with Ross's Wedding (1)" "The One with Ross's Wedding (2)" "The One In Vegas (1)" "The One In Vegas (2)" "The One with Rachel's Sister (1)" "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (2)" "The One That Could Have Been (1)" "The One That Could Have Been (2)" "The One with the Proposal (1)" "The One with the Proposal (2)" "The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding (1)" "The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding (2)" "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (1)" "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (2)" "The One in Barbados (1)" "The One in Barbados (2)" "The Last One (1)" "The Last One (2)"

    • This episode runs 23:23 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).

    Trivia (13)

    • Continuity: In the beginning of the episode, Joey walks in and sees Rachel still standing by the window continued from the last epsiode. Joey tries to make up an excuse for being there, and then admits he is stealing Monica and Chandler's food. But in the previous episode, he had cleared their fridge trying to give the food to girls at the coffee house.

    • Goof: At the end of the episode, when Phoebe shouts at the man in the coffeehouse who mistakes her for Ursala, Joey mouths Phoebe's line "your pervert boyfriend" along with her.

    • Continuity: In this episode we find out that Chandler is unable to cry. But he cried in "The One with the Worst Best Man Ever".

    • Goof: When Ross goes to Monica and Chandler's to talk to Rachel about Jill's advances, Rachel says "I'll give you something to think about" and puts her arms down by her sides. When the camera angle changes, Rachel's arms are suddenly crossed.

    • Goof: When Chandler throws his copy of Chicken Soup for the Soul under the sofa, it goes across the floor to Monica's feet. Immediately she bends down to pick up the book, but when she rises, Monica is suddenly next to the chair by the kitchen table.

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    Allusions (8)

    • Monica: Chicken Soup for the Soul? Chicken Soup for the Soul is a series of books featuring collections of inspirational stories and motivational essays.

    • Chandler: Phoebe Buffay in Buffay the Vampire Layer. Buffay the Vampire Layer is a word play on Buffy the Vampire slayer, a 1992 comedy film about a cheerleader chosen by fate to kill vampires.

    • Joey: So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives, huh? This is a reference to when Joey had a role on the famous soap opera Days of our Lives.

    • Phoebe: Oh, ya know what's sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait, two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that. Chandler: Well, see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon! Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died? Chandler: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer! Bambi is an animated Disney classic in which Bambi's mother is shot and killed.

    • Joey: It all works out. ET stays with Elliot and they get to hang out and be best friends for, like, forever. Chandler: Joey, you've seen this movie before. ET goes back home. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is a 1982 science fiction film directed by Steven Spielberg about a boy befriending an alien.

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