The One with All the Kissing

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Quotes (23)

  • Chandler: I can't believe I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left the room. I mean, it's too bad they didn't see us having sex. Monica: Do you know anything about women? Chandler: No. Monica: It's alright.

  • Monica: So, what happened? Rachel: Well, it was really hard... but I'm glad I did it. Monica: So was I right or wrong? Rachel: Oh, come on, honey, does it really matter? Monica: No. ... Yes. I need it for my score book. ... Diary.

  • Rachel: Oh, god. I'm just glad I didn't give you the cassette I made you of all our songs. Ross: Wh- What songs? Rachel: Oh, you know: "With or Without you." Ross: Oh, yeah. Rachel: "Everybody Hurts." Ross: Oh, yeah. Rachel: "Rhiannon." Ross: Why "Rhiannon"? Rachel: Oh, come on, you remember! In the living room? On Monica's laundry? Ross: Not me. Rachel: Really.

  • Rachel: Okay, you know what? Could you just kinda forget that I told you this? Ross: Well, I kind of have to 'cause the thing is-- Rachel: The thing is, you know, you're married to Emily. Ross: That is what the thing is. Rachel: Oh, god. Oh, Ross, things won't be weird between us, right? I mean, was that just the stupidest thing? Me telling you that? Ross: No, no, I'm glad you did. If nothing else... It's always great when someone tells you they love you. Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice.

  • Rachel: Um, okay, I think I'm, I'm just gonna, just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uh... I'm still in love with you Ross. Ross (shocked): Wow. Um... Huh... I'm, I'm not sure what to do with that right now. (Rachel starts laughing hysterically) What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean. Rachel (laughing): I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious! Ross: Why are you laughing? Rachel: Because I just heard it. I heard it. And it's ridiculous! I mean... you're married. You're married, and it's just ridiculous. It's like when I said it I sort of floated up out my body. And then I heard myself say it, and then the floating Rachel... (laughs) I was like 'you're such an idiot.' Ross: Well, I am married even though I haven't spoken to my wife since the wedding. Rachel (still laughing): I'm sorry, that's not funny. Ross: Actually, it kind of is.

  • Monica: Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him. Rachel: You know what? That doesn't matter. Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone you love them... and not have them say it back? Rachel: I don't care. Monica: Okay. I- I can't watch.

  • Rachel: Hold on there a sec, Mr. Kissy... You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole new little European thing you've got going on. And I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable... and I just, you know, just stop it. Chandler: Well, I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group. Phoebe: That's fine. Just don't bring it in my mouth. Monica: It makes me wanna puke.

  • Joey: Pheebs, you know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and you were kinda feeling left out? Alright, well, we all felt really bad about that... so we decided we should all take a little trip together. Phoebe: Oh, that's so nice. How great! Where-- Where's the trip? Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic in Central Park. Phoebe: Central Park? Joey: Yeah, all of us, all day. Phoebe: That sucks. That's not a trip! I just came from the park. What'll we high-five about at the stupid Central Park? Oh, it's right by my house. Alright! Chandler: Well, I'm going to go home and bask in the triumpth of my Central Park idea.

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Notes (2)

  • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Jak se Chandler lĂ­bal (As Chandler Kissed)

  • This episode runs 25:08 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).

Trivia (6)

  • Continuity: When Chandler and Monica are in the tub and Monica says that Chandler looks cute in bubbles, her hair is dry. However when Joey knocks on the door, her hair is suddenly wet.

  • Goof: In the Central Perk scene when they tell Phoebe they are taking her to Atlantic City, Phoebe's hair is over the front of her dress. In the very last shot, her hair is suddenly down her back, despite the fact she didn't move.

  • Goof: In the Central Perk when Rachel is telling Ross she loves him, the cups at Ross's table keep moving around.

  • Goof: In Central Perk when Rachel confronts Chandler about all the kissing, she raises her hands up in front of her and tells Chandler to hold on. As he goes to sit back down, she lowers her hands to her lap. The camera angle changes and she is lowering her hands again.

  • Goof: When Monica shows a picture to Phoebe saying that it is everybody in front of Tower of London, it is actually a picture of Westminster Abbey.

  • Goof: While submerged in the bathtub, Monica did not hear when Joey asked Chandler about getting chicken, yet she did hear when Chandler asked for a regular Coke instead of diet.

Allusions (1)

  • Rachel: "With or Without you." Ross: Oh yeah. Rachel: "Everybody Hurts." Ross: Oh yeah. Rachel: "Rhiannon." "With or Without You" is a song by U2 used in "The One with the List". "Everybody Hurts" is a song by R.E.M. "Rhiannon" is a song by Fleetwood Mac.