The One with Joey's Porsche

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Quotes (21)

  • Monica: (About the mess in her apartment) But the mess! Chandler: Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself. Monica: You're right. You're right, I shouldn't be freaking out. 'Cause this is what it's going to be like when you and I have babies. When will that be? Chandler: Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!

  • Ross: I gotta say, I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I'd be divorcing you.
    Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married that would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn't be a secret, and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.
    Ross: Oh, God. Did I even treat?
    Rachel: It was on the house, a newlywed special.
    Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

  • Ross: You've done a lot of stupid stuff, too, okay? Rachel: Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one. Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding? Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married? Rachel: Wait a minute! That was different, I did those things because I was in love with you. Ross: Yeah, right! (Rachel begins to understand) You're right, that's very different.

  • Judge: That's not the way the legal system works. This process is based on an objective review of the facts, not the lies. Rachel: Objection! Judge: It doesn't work like that either. Rachel: Overruled! Ross: Oh, stop it.

  • Monica: (Changing the babies diapers) So great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant! Phoebe: Yeah? Well this is not what I ordered.

  • Rachel: Why did you do this Ross? And I don't wanna hear about three failed marriages! Ross: Look, if you had two failed marriages you would understand. Rachel: Well thanks to you, I'm half way there!

  • Ross: (Looking at Joey's outfit) Did a Porsche throw up on you?

  • Monica: Oh God. All this time we were watching the babies and no one was looking after Chandler!

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Notes (2)

  • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Joey a porsche (Joey and Porsche)

  • This episode runs 22:56 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).

Trivia (4)

  • Goof: This episode continues from the previous one, "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance," where Rachel storms into Ross's class at NYU. However, when Ross and Rachel storm into Monica's apartment, the four other friends are wearing completely different outfits from the previous episode.

  • Goof: When Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are changing the triplet's diapers, it is clear that baby Chandler, which is supposed to be a girl, is actually a boy.

  • Goof: When Phoebe is babysitting alone, right before Phoebe asks why there are only two triplets, the farthest baby falls over. When the camera angle changes, the baby is sitting up again.

  • Goof: When Phoebe is babysitting the triplets on her own, she turns away to put a vase in the bin and when she turns back the baby is gone. At the edge of the shot you can see a person moving to place the baby in the drawer.