The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss

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Quotes (13)

  • Chandler: You know what I just realized? You just freaked out about our relationship. Monica: I did not. Chandler: Yes, you did. Admit it. You freaked out. Monica: Okay, I freaked out a little. Chandler: A little? You freaked out big time, okay. And I fixed it. We have switched places. I am the relationship king and you are the crazy irrational screw up. (dances, Monica glares at him) And now we're back.

  • Monica: Come on, we can't let them win. Chandler: We have already proved that we are hot, okay? So why are you getting so obsessed with this thing? Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that 'can't keep your hands off each other, doing it in the park phase.' Chandler (gasps): So? Monica: So, it's really sad that we're not really there anymore. Chandler: Oh, wow, is that what this all has been about? Monica: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were you know, all over each other all the time? Chandler: Yeah, that was great. That was really great. But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are now. Monica: Really? Chandler: Yeah. I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. To get past the beginning and still want to be around all the time. I think that's pretty incredible and the fact that this is happening with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. Monica: That's so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but I feel the same way.

  • Monica: Phoebe, you have a twig in your hair. Phoebe: Oh. (laughs) We kinda took a little detour on our way over here. Gary: Yeah, we took a stroll through the park and no one was around so. Monica: You didn't. Phoebe: We did. We violated section 12 paragraph 7 of the criminal code.

  • Chandler: That was amazing. Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner. Chandler: That was amazing. Monica: We are the hottest. No one is hotter than we are. We're the best. Chandler: No, you're the best. Monica: No, you're the best. Chandler: No, you're the best. Monica: I am the best.

  • Monica: We have got to beat them. Chandler: Why? Monica: Because Gary and Phoebe think we're a hotter couple than we are. Chandler: Oh. So? Monica: So?! So, we have got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex and prove them wrong. Chandler: Mon, you have got to stop this competitive thing, it's crazy. Just to impress Gary and Phoebe, I have to go upstairs and have sex with you over, and over, and over... and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat!

  • Chandler: Hey, how'd the interview go? Rachel: Ugh, horrible. I did the stupidest most embarrassing thing. Joey: Did you tell the guy that you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair? Rachel: No. Joey: Did you get drunk on the way over there? Rachel: No. Joey: Well, that explains why you didn't do the other stuff.

  • Phoebe: I just love the beginning parts of relationships, y'know? It's like you just can't keep your hands off each other. Monica: I know, it's the best. Phoebe: So, how long did that last for you and Chandler? Monica: What? It's still going on. Phoebe: Come on, seriously. When did it end? Monica: I- I am serious. We're all over each other all the time. Phoebe: Okay, well, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious. Monica (freaking out): Alright, why don't you just calm down, Phoebe, alright? Now why don't you get all your facts before you run around tellin' everybody that y'know, you're the only hot couple. Phoebe: Oh god, I woke the beast. I was wrong, obviously. I misspoke, it's okay. Monica: It is okay. Just as long as you know Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery. I mean, just as hot as you. I mean, our flame, whew is on fire!

  • Rachel: I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow. Monica: Congratulations! Joey: Oh, boy. That guy's underwear sucks! Rachel: What? Joey: Well, I got this pair marked "XS." Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.

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Notes (3)

  • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Rachel a nemístný polibek (Rachel and Inappropriate Kiss)

  • This is the first appearance of Steve Ireland as Mr. Zelner. Mr. Zelner was in 6 episodes of Friends.

  • This episode runs 22:58 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).

Trivia (7)

  • In this episode Ross' apartment is at the end of a hallway yet in other episodes, such as "The One Where Rachel Tells..." and "The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner" his apartment is in the middle of the hall.

  • Goof: When Joey goes to Ross's apartment for the second time, the corridor ends after his apartment. But after Joey knocks on the child's door there is a door and the corridor goes off to the right, just like all other times the corridor is seen.

  • Goof: When Monica and Chandler are in the bathroom and he is about to dance, Monica's hand is on the sink. When the camera angle changes back to her, her hand is now on her waist.

  • Goof: When Ross is doing his "watching TV bit," there is no one on the couch in the reflection on the TV.

  • Goof: When Joey goes to find the hot girl for the first time and accidentally knocks on Ross's door, he is wearing a maroon button-down shirt. When Ross answers the door, Joey is now wearing a black fleece.

  • Trivia: Chandler uses the police ten-code, 10-100, to go pee pee. A 10-100 actually is police ten-code for "bathroom break", though 10-1 through 10-99 are most commonly used.

  • Continuity: When Joey is looking for the girl in Ross's apartment, none of the apartments have numbers, even Ross's apartment. A couple episodes ago we saw that Ross's apartment number was 3B and his neighbor across the hall was 3R. Even in later episodes they don't have numbers on the doors.

Allusions (1)

  • Rachel: Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine. Rachel was referring to the cardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth, two actresses on the TV show Baywatch.