The One with Ross's Teeth

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (15)

  • Hillary: (About Ross's whitened teeth glowing in the black light) Are those your teeth?! Ross: Oh, you can see them, huh? Hillary: Yes. They’re insanely white. Ross: I, I did that for you. Hillary: What’s a matter with you? Ross: What’s a matter with me? You’ve got a black light. It’s 1999!

  • Joey: Hey, Chandler! Come on in. We're knitting potholders! Chandler: No thanks, Josephine.

  • Monica: (About making sachets) Now our drawers will smell nice, and we didn't waste these pantyhose. Chandler: Yes, God forbid we should throw out old underwear.

  • Monica: I can't believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren! I am so jealous! Chandler: Hi. I'm Chandler, your live-in boyfriend.

  • Ross: Well, is this Hillary your hot assistant chef Hillary? Monica: Yeah. Ross: The one that always stares at me when I come in? Monica: No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way.

  • Ross: Rachel, do you notice anything...? Rachel: Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside.

  • Chandler: (To Joey) You're arranging flowers! You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers!

  • Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say? Joey: It's not what you said, it's just the way you said it. Oh, my God! I'm a woman!

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Notes (3)

  • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Rossův chrup (Ross's Teeth)

  • This episode runs 22:17 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).

  • Dedicated "In loving memory of Gail Joseph"

Trivia (3)

  • Continuity: When Phoebe still think Rachel works at Bloomingdale's, Rachel tells her she has been working at Ralph Lauren for a year. However she got the job at Ralph Lauren in "The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss" which was in March. This episode takes place in November, meaning she had been working for Ralph Lauren 8 months, not a year.

  • Goof: In the coffeehouse, Ross is holding a red folder. When he says "Maybe it's a universal thing," the folder disappears. In the next shot the folder is back, but when the camera angle changes and Ross stands up, the folder is gone again.

  • Magna Doodle: A drawing of a unicorn and hearts

Allusions (1)

  • Janine: Joey, it's Anne Geddes. She's a famous artist. Anne Geddes is a very successful Australian-born photographer who is well-known for her stylized depictions of babies and motherhood. (Janine is also Australian.) Her books have been published in over fifty countries.