The One with the Giant Poking Device

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (21)

  • Joey: (About Ugly Naked Guy) I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning.
    Monica: Alright, we should call somebody.
    Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isn't moving?

  • Rachel: (After she and Monica bang their heads into the wall) You know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.

  • Monica: Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband. Ross: What? (To Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler? Joey: Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not. Rachel: Joey, you can't keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him. Joey: It'll kill him. I mean it'll, it'll just kill him. Phoebe: Well, you could wait 'til I go to the dentist, maybe I'll kill him.

  • Monica: He's not going to say anything because we're not going to tell him. Rachel: We're not? Monica: No, we're not. Rachel: Alright, I like that.

  • Monica: Okay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident. Rachel: Monica, number one, I don’t think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing) What?! Joey: You said number two. Rachel: I also said number one. Joey: I know. (Laughs harder)

  • Ross: Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours. Some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display. Joey: What did they do? Ross: Well, they painted over the word "Sapien" for one thing, then they rearranged the figures. Let’s just leave it at that.

  • Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didn’t kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It’s, it’s, it’s just ah, a coincidence. Phoebe: Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, they're dead.

  • Phoebe: Every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies. Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist’s blouse.

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Notes (2)

  • International Episode Title: Czech Republic: Osudová (Fated)

  • This episode runs 23:07 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).

Trivia (6)

  • Goof: When the four of them were poking Ugly Naked Guy with the giant device to make sure whether he was alive or not, he was breathing visibly.

  • Goof: When Chandler is breaking up with Janice and she walks away trying to shake him off, her jumper is untied. When Chandler shouts "you can't go, I have your shoe" the camera goes back to Janice where the jumper has been tied at the bottom.

  • Goof: When Rachel and Monica are stressing about the bump on Ben's head, Rachel's hair keeps moving from tucked behind her ear to hanging loosely in her face between camera angles.

  • Goof: In the tag scene when Phoebe enters, Chandler has his arms wrapped around the record with the shoe in his right hand in front of the record. When the shot changes, his left hand is holding the shoe behind the record.

  • Goof: The giant poking device is supposedly long enough to reach right across to the next building. But after they wake up Ugly Naked Guy, Joey says "retract the device!" and after pulling back about a foot of it the end suddenly pops up at the bottom of the screen.

  • Trivia: This is the first time that Ugly Naked Guy has been shown on camera for the Audience to see.

Allusions (3)

  • Joey: You wanna get her something special, get her flowers. Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum. Chandler: That's a good idea, "Dear Janice, have a Hubba Bubba birthday!" Chandler was alluding to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba bubble gum, which was invented in 1979.

  • Janice: The way I feel about you it's like I finally understand what Lionel Richie's been singing about. Janice is referring to the song "Endless Love" by Lionel Richie. In the tag scene, Chandler and Phoebe sing this song.

  • Phoebe: Alright, fine, fine. But if you're my next victim, don't come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set. Phoebe was referring to the 1982 horror film Poltergeist.