Friends

The One with the Stoned Guy

Season 1, Ep 15, Aired 2/16/95
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  • Episode Description
  • Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. Unfortunately, he's stoned and would just as well eat taco shells as her haute cuisine. After working as a data processing permanent temp for five years, Chandler gets promoted to data processing supervisor, then quits. And Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague named Celia and gives new meaning to the term "spanking the monkey," when he brings her back to his place to meet Marcel. Celia wants to meet his pee-pee, but only if he'll talk dirty to her.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Jennifer Aniston

    Rachel Green

  • Melora Hardin

    Celia

  • Fritzi Burr

    Mrs. Tedlock

  • Courteney Cox

    Monica Geller

  • Lisa Kudrow

    Phoebe Buffay

  • Fan Reviews (15)
  • Ross asks Joey for advice on how to "talk dirty" to women. Monica interviews for a chef's position - and the restaurant owner is completely high... not on her but on drugs. (DVD Summary)

    By cutieflutie1216, Sep 26, 2007

  • Awesome.

    By Sarah_LOST, Jul 07, 2009

  • Great epi

    By efc91, Jul 31, 2009

  • Dirty Talk.

    By Canogaparkcindy, May 16, 2009

  • amazing episode

    By harryathouse, Apr 06, 2008

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (18)

    • Joey: (About Chandler quitting his job) Oh man, does that mean we gotta start buying our own toilet paper? Ross: (Pretending to be a reporter) That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan?

    • Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress. Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (Starts to leave) Monica: Ten dollars an hour. Rachel: No. Monica: Twelve dollars an hour. Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.

    • Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse? Joey: It's creamier. Monica: Yeah, well, is that better? Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, ya know?

    • Monica: (About the appetizers) Hey, maybe this'll cheer you up. Chandler: Oh, you know, um, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you. Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche. Chandler: Well, it is amouzing...

    • Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt? Rachel: No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there.

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    Notes (6)

    • International Episode Title: Czech Republic: Večeře (Dinner)

    • Courtney Cox-Arquette and Jon Lovitz were both in Mr. Destiny, a 1990 fantasy/comedy film, and 3000 Miles to Graceland, a 2001 thriller film.

    • Fritzi Burr, who played Mrs. Tedlock in this episode, also appeared in "The One Where Ross Finds Out" where she played the pet shop owner and "The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding" where she played Mrs. Weinberg.

    • Music: "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.

    • Jon Lovitz has been credited with originally convincing Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe) to give up medical research (her original intention) and take up acting.

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    Trivia (5)

    • Continuity: When the gang is watching television Ross states, "And that is why evolution is just a theory." However in "The One Where Heckles Dies" Ross fights passionately with Phoebe saying that "Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity."

    • Goof: When Phoebe asks Chandler if he wants to be a chef, Monica says "Hi, there" with her right hand raised. When the camera angle changes, her hand is suddenly on her lap.

    • Goof: Ross says that the woman he is dating is the curator of insects at the museum. Wouldn't the curator of insects and the curator of moths and other wing-ed things (which is a different woman that he dates) from "The One with Russ" be the same thing, since moths are insects?

    • Continuity: In this episode Chandler says that the WENUS stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. When the WENUS is referred to later in the series, it stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics.

    • Trivia: Steve from this episode makes another appearance in a later episode of the show. In the season 9 episode, "The One With The Blind Dates", Steve is poor Rachel's blind date.

    Allusions (5)

    • Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life! Phoebe: Ooh! Brian's Song! Brian's Song is a 1971 made-for-TV movie, recalling the details of the life of Brian Piccolo, a football player stricken with terminal cancer.

    • Phoebe: In the cab on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie. Rachel: What?! Phoebe: Smoked a joint, ya know, lit a bone, weed, hemp, ganja. Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I know. Okay, I'm with you Cheech. This was a reference to Cheech Marin, an American comedian and actor, who gained recognition in the Cheech and Chong "stoner" movies in the 1980's.

    • Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. James Michener was a bestselling American author who was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction. His novel Tales of the South Pacific was the inspiration for the Broadway musical and 1958 film South Pacific.

    • Chandler: You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream! Ross: Ah, the lesser known, "I Don't Have a Dream" speech. This is a reference to Martin Luther King, an African American civil rights activist who is perhaps most famous for his "I Have a Dream" speech, given in front of the Lincoln Memorial during the 1963 March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom.

    • Monica: He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right. Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears? This is a reference to the classic children's story, Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

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