Gene Simmons Family Jewels

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (20)

  • Nick: You call it happily unmarried, Mom calls it... waiting.

  • (discussing the 4600 women their father claims he's been with) Sophie: So that would be what, one woman a night for 16 years? Nick: I don't believe it. He'd be too tired.

  • Nick: (during his career week internship) I am on the way to the top - of nothing.

  • Sophie: Why do you think Dad has women - good looking young ones - following him around all the time? Nick: He pays them.

  • Gene: (saying goodbye to his mother) Just behave yourself. Keep the guys out of this place.

  • Sophie: Dad's favorite things are business and blueberry muffins. Nick: And boobs.

  • Nick: (describing Gene's fans) Gene please sign my boob - that's the guy fan.

  • Nick: Business is Dad's crack. When everyone else was smoking crack, Dad was making money on the side.

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Notes (2)

  • Gene asks the Clolo Therapist to have "some of what she's on", but Gene NEVER does alcohol or drugs. He never has in his entire life except for one time he accidentaly ate a pot brownie meant for someone else.

  • Gene Simmons' roast was held on November 27, 2007 at the Key Club on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, California. Some of the people in attendance were Carrot Top, Corey Feldman, Susie Feldman, Scott Ian, Danny Bonaduce, Robert Loggia, Paul Mooney, Lisa Lampanelli, Tabitha Taylor, Lisa Gastineau, Ralphie May, Linda Thompson, Rudy Sarzo, Geoff Tate, Jerry Cantrell, Donna Mills, Mark McGrath, John Heffron, Paul Rodriguez, and Meriah Nelson. He was roasted by Brian Poshen, Carrot Top, Dave Navarro, Craig Gass, Danny Bonaduce, Eddie Griffin, Fred Armisen, Jim Norton, John Heffron, Lisa Lampanelli, Ralphie May, Shannon Tweed and Steve-O.

Trivia (7)

  • In this episode we learn that Gene hates needles and cannot eat shellfish.

  • Gene wanted to promote a shirt that read "I got nailed by the Tween Sisters" for the opening of the saloon.

  • Gene wanted to promote a shirt that read "I got just got nailed" for the nail saloon.

  • 1-hour episode.

  • This episode was originally shown as a special monday presentation as a countdown to the wedding episode.

  • This episode was originally shown as a special monday presentation as a countdown to the wedding episode.

  • This episode was originally shown as a special monday presentation as a countdown to the wedding episode.

Allusions (2)

  • "Another fine mess you got us in, Ollie." - Shannon remarks this this to Gene as they are leaving the police station after he was arrested for interviewing prostitutes. The line is a reference to the Laurel and Hardy films, where Oliver Hardy always said to Stan Laurel, "Well, here's another fine mess you've got us into." Contrary to how Shannon says it, Stan Laurel never said it to Oliver Hardy.

  • Title: The Kids Aren't Alright

    The title "The Kids Aren't Alright" is a play on the song The Kids Are Alright by rock band The Who.