George Lopez

George Enrolls Like That

Season 5, Ep 12, Aired 1/25/06
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  • Episode Description
  • When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

  • Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

  • George Lopez

    George Lopez

  • Luis Armand Garcia

    Max Lopez

  • Masiela Lusha

    Carmen Lopez

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (6)

    • Angie: George is going back to school. Benny: Why? Do they need a big-headed mascot to run around at the football games? George: If they needed a mascot, they could just put a saddle on you and ride you during touchdowns.

    • Benny: So when they call you an idiot, it's inspirational. But when I do it, I'm a bad mother. George: They didn't yell it at me during potty training. Even today when I have trouble, I have to yell at myself, 'Come on, you idiot!'

    • Rick: I couldn't sleep at night from all the police helicopters. George: Yeah well I didn't have a dad, I was GLAD for the police helicopters, it was the only time in my life I had any male guidance. 'Son, go back in the house!' Rick: I don't have a dad either, he died when I was a kid. George: Well my mom had to work two jobs AND I had a learning disability. Rick: Dyslexia? George: Yeah, you know we have a lot in common. Ernie: Yeah, you two started out the same way and then Rick went to college and did a whole lot better.

    • Principal Stahler: Studies show that kids with parents who didn't attend college are less likely to go themselves. George: So what you're saying is we stupid.

    • Angie: Over half these seats are empty, usually it's hard to get a space. Principal Stahler: Good evening, parents, you're probably wondering why only some of you are here. George: Yeah, cuz all the losers stayed at home. Principal Stahler: You're all here because none of you went to college. George: Strike that, Angie, we're the losers.

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    Notes (1)

    • From 8:00-9:00 p.m., opposite Fox's "American Idol," freshman comedy "Freddie" built on its "George Lopez" lead-in by 14% among Adults 18-49 (2.4/6 vs. 2.1/6).

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