George Lopez

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

Season 5, Ep 18, Aired 3/15/06
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  • Episode Description
  • George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

  • Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

  • Emiliano Díez

    Vic Palmero

  • George Lopez

    George Lopez

  • Luis Armand Garcia

    Max Lopez

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (16)

    • Mel:: George, I want you to fire Ernie.
      George:: Come on. Ernie's a great worker.
      Mel:: Save it. You gave him a warning, instead of losing the weight, he turns around and sues me. No. I don't wanna see him at that factory again.
      George:: This job is all he has. He'll be crushed.

    • Ernie: (Upon realizing how fat he is) Look at me, I'm such a loser... George: You're not a loser, you're a great guy with a good heart... that happens to be working its ass off.

    • Ernie: All I got is my lucky purple suit from Prom. George: Lucky? You went with your cousin and she gave birth in the bathroom.

    • Vic: You know, if I close my eyes, I could swear a little girl was punching this bag. Come on! Visualize something that makes you angry and go for it! George: I would, but the bag is in the way.

    • Mel Powers: I just got a letter from Ernie's lawyer accusing me of being prejudice towards fat people. Does anyone remember my second wife? George: Oh yeah, I remember Cheryl. She came to that Christmas party in a green dress and you fired the person who hung an ornament on her.

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