George Lopez

George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack

Season 4, Ep 1, Aired 9/28/04
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  • Episode Description
  • With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet...

  • Cast & Crew
  • Valente Rodriguez

    Ernesto 'Ernie' Cardenas

  • Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

  • Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

  • George Lopez

    George Lopez

  • Masiela Lusha

    Carmen Lopez

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • starting off Season 4

    By dragondude4, Oct 11, 2009

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • George: When did I become worse than my mother?
      Ernie: What are you talking about?
      George: I grew up with my mom, and I never ran away!
      Ernie: Maybe that's cause living with Benny was like being out on the street. There was no heat, no food, and you were getting hit by a woman drinking booze out of a paper bag.
      George: When I was three, I drank my sippy cup out of a paper bag. I thought that's just how people drink things.

    • (George and Vic are setting up flyers about Carmen) George: We'll finish up here, then we'll head up to the Castro. Vic: The WHAT?! George: It's a neighborhood, Vic. Vic: How could they name a neighborhood "the Castro?" You don't see me going for falafel in the "hatred town."

    • (George and Vic are going to pick up Carmen) George: I'll bring her home kicking and screaming if I have to. And if you don't agree with it, don't even get in the car. Vic: If I didn't agree with it, would I have brought sedatives in my medical bag? Any sign of resistance, and ba bam, Carmen's out like a light. George: Why don't you take a few of those now and I'll wake you when we get there.

    • George: Its San Francisco. They got men and women, women and women, men and men. Says gay, its a free for all up there!

    • (George is dreaming everyone in his family is pregnant, including Max) Max: Dad, where is this gonna come out? Dad my water just broke, I am going into labor, I am giving birth. can you drive me to the hospital to have the baby?

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    Notes (1)

    • Emiliano Diez becomes a regular. He was added to the opening credits.

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