George Lopez

George Testi-Lies for Benny

Season 6, Ep 3, Aired 2/14/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

  • George Lopez

    George Lopez

  • Adam West

    Jonathan K. Martin

  • Marilyn Milian

    Judge Alvarez

  • Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (12)

    • (After George found out Benny tried to give him away) Angie: Honey... you know how much I love you, but... I have to say... your life is really jacked up.

    • (Louisa arrives) Ernie: Uh-oh, she's here! You know what? I'm gonna go out the front door! George: Hey, you don't want to meet her? Ernie: Dude, she gave birth to Benny! (Ernie leaves)

    • Angie: This is your chance to be the bigger person-- George: I don't wanna be the bigger person! I wanna be small and mean... like the scorpion. I'll be like that. (mimics a scorpion's pincers). I'll get you all distracted by my pincers. Oh, but she forgot about my tail! WAAPAHH! {mimics a scorpion stinging) Angie: Don't you realize you're consumed by your own anger? And when you sting her, your tail is gonna fall off and you'll die! George: That's a bee! You don't know nothing! I win.

    • George: Do you have any idea what its like to not be wanted? Angie: ...No. I've been wanted my entire life... Those who I didn't choose are suffering and I have to live with that. (George gives her a look) Ok, its not the same.

    • Louisa:(to Benny) I guess I'll see you at your next trial. Benny: Not if I see you at your funeral first. Louisa: I've outlived your father and brother. We'll see whose next to go.

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    Notes (4)

    • Rita Moreno is credited as a "Special Appearance".

    • First and only appearance of Benny's mother, Louisa Diaz.

    • Louisa states Benny's father is deceased.

    • In the episode, "Super Bowl," Benny states that her mother is dead, but her mother is actually alive and well.

    Trivia (2)

    • Benny lied again! In "I Only Have Eyes for You", she insists she never sold him. In this episode, we find out she did indeed sell him.

    • George learns from Louisa that Benny tried to give George away like she did with Linda Lorenzo; however, the family that Benny tried to give George away to returned him.

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