George Lopez

George's House of Cards

Season 3, Ep 21, Aired 4/2/04
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  • Episode Description
  • When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Valente Rodriguez

    Ernesto 'Ernie' Cardenas

  • Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

  • Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

  • George Lopez

    George Lopez

  • Masiela Lusha

    Carmen Conzuela Lopez

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (10)

    • (George is refusing to let Vic play poker with him) George: When you play cards, Angie, it's, like, for five hours. You don't want to play with people who are annoying. Angie: Then why does your mom get to play?

    • Benny: (about letting Vic play poker) Hmm. Well, let's see-- a rich doctor, he can't control his emotions, and he doesn't know the game-- heh, looks like Mama's getting back teeth!

    • Benny: Oh, Vic. Hope to see you later tonight. Bring beer and plenty of cash. Vic: Thank you, Benny, but I do not pay for the sex. Benny: No, but you do pay for the house where your ex-wife and her boyfriend are doing it. So you are paying for the sex. You're just not getting any.

    • George: The garage door didn't open. Benny: That's weird. Maybe Vic clipped all the wires before he put that big lock on the door. George: What?! He can't lock me out of my own garage. Benny: (sarcastically) No, he can't. George: I'm-a get my tools. I'll cut through this thing right now. Benny: Yeah, you do that. George: You don't think I will? I'll cut through it like that. Benny: Yeah, and where are your tools? George: (realizes) Damn!

    • Angie: It's only $50. Let it go. My dad has done a lot for us. George: And we've done a lot for him. We let him stay here when your mom left him. Angie, I went halfway to Cuba to pull his brother out of the ocean. I comforted him when the garbage man accidentally took away his annoying conga drum. Angie: I thought you said that was stolen. George: Who knows what really happened?

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    Trivia (1)

    • We learn that Vic drives a Germen Luxury Sedan

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