George Lopez

I Only Have Eyes for You

Season 2, Ep 21, Aired 4/23/03
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  • Episode Description
  • Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hears this, he pulls a poster off his wall to reveal a hole. He looks through but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in his eyes. George shrugs it off and tells Max not to do it again. Carmen gets revenge though by taking a picture of Max sleeping with a stuffed animal. This leads Max to be beaten up at school. While getting stitches, George and Carmen argue and Carmen says George loves Max more. George comes to realize that maybe that is true since he doesn't understand Carmen as well, so he sets off to spend some quality time with her.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Valente Rodriguez

    Ernesto 'Ernie' Cardenas

  • Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

  • Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

  • George Lopez

    George Lopez

  • Masiela Lusha

    Carmen Conzuela Lopez

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  • Quotes (8)

    • <strong>Benny</strong>: You do treat the boy better. But Carmen's just gonna have to get used to that.
      <strong>George</strong>: Mom!
      <strong>Benny</strong>: This society has a way of always screwing over the woman. I couldn't tell how many times I thought my life would be easier if I had something dangling between my legs.

    • Benny: (After removing Max's stitches too early and her hand comes out covered in blood. We're gonna go to the hospital. Max: How come? Benny: So I can show him what a good job I did.

    • George: Look, this is the worst thing you've ever done. Your brother's in a hospital bed with stitches in his head because of you! Carmen: I just wanted to teach him a lesson. I didn't know he'd get hurt. George: Look, I'm not worried about his head. That'll heal. But nobody's ever gonna forget that picture. Every time he walks down the hall in school, they're gonna be callin' him a sissy and a wuss and a bunny-hugger. Max: (from the other side) I can hear you!

    • Benny: (about Max) Peeping at girls, getting into fights. Boy when that kids juevos drop, its like thunder!

    • George: Carmen, I want to talk to you. Come on, let's go for a ride. Carmen: (suspiciously) Am I coming back? George: As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

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