George Lopez

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Season 5, Ep 14, Aired 2/8/06
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  • Episode Description
  • Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

  • Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

  • Emiliano Díez

    Vic Palmero

  • George Lopez

    George Lopez

  • Luis Armand Garcia

    Max Lopez

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • (Angie disapproves of the advise George is giving Max about dating) George: I just want /max to do better with girls than I did in high school. Angie: If he dates one more girl, he'll double your total. George: How come no one believes I made out with Cindy Vigerola? Angie: Because she passed a flier around school that said "I did not make out with George Lopez." George: I'm not saying she didn't regret it, I'm just saying it happened.

    • George: My boy's becoming a man. He just found out that a girl likes him. Like, likes him. Ernie: Whoa, hey, good for you Max. Hey, just make sure its not a prank, though. 'Cause they're some people who write fake notes pretending to be a girl (he turn on George) just to get you to show up at the pep rally in shorty shorts and a MASHED SHIRT! George Dude, I thought you'd recognize my handwriting. Ernie: You made a fool of me in front of the whole school... but it was pretty damn funny.

    • Vic: I see no problem with Max dating. When I was his age in Cuba... George: Vic, I've had a long day. Just get to the last line. Vic: Well the chicken lived, but the girl had to where an eye patch for the rest of her life.

    • George: Kissing is one thing, but you don't ever say "I love you" to a girl. That's like covering yourself in bloody meat and jumping into a shark tank. Angie: George. George: I'm teaching our son. (to Max) You don't say "I love you" until you find the one shark you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

    • Max: Alright Mom, where's this dinner that's SO important that you had to get all up in my stuff?

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    Notes (2)

    • Jim Hope was nominated for the 2006 Humanitas Prize for "30 Minute Category" for this episode.

    • From 8:00-9:00 p.m., opposite Fox's "American Idol" ABC freshman comedy "Freddie" built on its "George Lopez" lead-in by 10% among Adults 18-49 (2.2/6 vs. 2.0/5).

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