Halfway Home

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  • Episode Guide
  • S 1 : Ep 10

    Halfway Innocent

    Aired 5/16/07

  • S 1 : Ep 9

    Halfway Working

    Aired 5/9/07

  • S 1 : Ep 8

    Halfway High School

    Aired 5/2/07

  • S 1 : Ep 7

    Halfway Scared

    Aired 4/25/07

  • S 1 : Ep 6

    Halfway New Guy

    Aired 4/18/07

  • Cast & Crew
  • Octavia Spencer

    Serenity Johnson

  • Oscar Nunez

    Eulogio Pla

  • Regan Burns

    Alan Sheperd

  • Jordan Black

    Sebastian 'C-Bass' Yates

  • Kevin Ruf

    Kenny Carlisle

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  • show Description
  • Recently paroled criminals must find a way to live together in the 'Halfway Home.' Crenshaw House is where the LA Bureau of Prisons houses some of its most notorious (though not always tough) prisoners on their road to re-integration into 'normal' society.

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (48)

    • Alan (Falls down stairs) Ok th-hat hurt! Kenny: you ok? Alan: Yeah, wheres the bob guy? Kenny: Oh he left, I guess he didn't believe you, said you were high. Alan: Yeah? Kenny: How was the pizza last night? Alan: You drugged me. Kenny: Oh and unfortunately Alan won't be joining us at the campfire tonight. Serenity (Laughs)

    • Alan: I still love you. Dell: Alan. Alan: I wouldn't leave you. ohh what? I'll pet you, your hot. Dell: Alan?

    • Carly: I like you. Alan: Huh? Carly: I really like you. You pee for me, and I'll pee for you.

    • Alan: At exactly 2:39 this morning, i smelled Maryjane. Kenny: Smelled pot.

    • C-Bass: Death has come for the maiden.(Turns on lighter) Alan: That will never blow-up. C-Bass: Oh yeah, it will most certainly will. Alan: Is that a can of bug spray below your nipple? C-Bass: Of course. Alan: Simple mistake. Bet you didn't run a negative ground from that to the trigger device for full combustion. C-Bass: No, had the wires running through the accelerators this thing is gonna go at point six seconds. Alan: Doesn't make any difference, your fuse won't ignite the combustion, you won't get full accelerator, I can show you if you want.

    • Kenny: Come on, Be cool. Alan: I don't know how to be cool!

    • Alan: I have been having the most amazing BMs.

    • Alan: You gave us horse Viagra! Kenny: How was I suppose to know, I got it off the internet!

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    Trivia (13)

    • When Dell came by to talk to Alan about Kenny, Alan had a match. It's against the rules to have matches in the Halfway House.

    • Eulogio says that he denied Tommy Hilfiger, he is referring to the creator of the clothing brand Tommy Hilfiger.

    • Kenny said that the marijuana that he was smoking was prescription marijuana. There actually is such thing as prescription marijuana, which is available in nine U.S. states, and is a pain killer for cancer and cures glaucoma.

    • Alan states that he will use weevils for the Trojans inside his model Trojan Horse, but the Trojans didn't hide in the Trojan Horse, the Greeks did.

    • Kenny tries to rid the housemates of drugs, but he himself was caught doing marijuana, then drugged the roommate that caught him, Completely breaking the rules.

    • Alan gets rewarded for being a narc and is asked to pick anything he wants. He chooses a bonfire. Later he gets in trouble and is banned from his own bonfire and cannot go.

    • Cups used for urine drug tests come with a thermometer on the side to guarantee a fresh sample. The "clean" urine that was stored in the toilet tank would be quite cold, and even without the thermometer reading would be cold to the touch and tip off whoever was collecting the urine.

    • Kenny accidentally gives himself, Alan, Eulogio, and Sebastian horse Viagra instead of normal Viagra. Horse Viagra actually is used to make horses go faster in illegal races.

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    Allusions (4)

    • Malcolm X In the beginning C Bass yells, "That fish did not land on Crenshaw Rock, Crenshaw Rock landed on that fish!" This is a reference to Malcolm X's famous speech when he says, "We did not land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock landed on us!"

    • Brokeback Mountain At the end of the episode Serenity pulls a denim shirt out of the closet and says "Oh Ben. Why can't I quit you, Ben?" while crying. This is a reference to the end of Brokeback Mountain where Ennis (Heath Ledger) pulls a denim shirt out of his closet that used to belong to his friend Jack (Jake Gyllenhaal).

    • Scared Straight Scared Straight was actually a documentary released in 1978 where troubled kids were sent to visit prisons where the inmates would terrify them, the hope being the kids would try to avoid a life of crime by seeing where it led.

    • Eulogio demanding to be locked in a room with Del's nephew and not let out no matter how much he screams or begs, only to change his mind immediately after entering the room, is taken directly from the Mel Brooks movie Young Frankenstein.

  • Fan Reviews (7)
  • Funny fake reality show about a bunch of petty criminals trying to co-exist and get their life back on track with a subpar role model.

    By JKennedy442, Jul 05, 2007

  • Good!!

    By edwardsrs, Jun 29, 2007

  • Go back! What was that?

    By DarkAngle34994, May 16, 2007

  • another original show from comedy central, a reality show spoof using 5 prison inmates living in a halfway house.

    By overton-sg, Mar 29, 2007

  • This show is perfect.

    By shelbing, Mar 29, 2007

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