Help Me Help You

The Mattress

Season 1, Ep 2, Aired 10/3/06
8.5
10
9.5
9.0
8.5
8.0
7.5
7.0
6.5
6.0
5.5
5.0
4.5
4.0
3.5
3.0
2.5
2.0
1.5
1.0
N/A
Rate Episode
35 votes
Write a Review
  • Episode Description
  • The group is committed to following Bill's rule of the week -- taking a risk. Bill also follows his own rule by using one of Petey clients, a therapist with questionable methods and with whom he shares a waiting room, to help him break into his ex-wife's house to take back their mattress. Meanwhile, Dave tries to earn respect from his co-workers, and Darlene and Michael's rendezvous is interrupted when Jonathan arrives with a problem.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Collin Daniel

  • Brett Greenstein

  • Darlene Hunt

    Darlene

  • Jere Burns

    Michael

  • Jim Rash

    Jonathan

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • I loved the pilot and I loved this episode. Love how this show is funny, but the comedy tends to be darker, and it also has its dramatic moments as well.

    By ThunderRoad72, Oct 04, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (13)

    • Pete: Look Bill, if it's any consolation your wife clearly isn't over you. That guy out there is a Bill Hoffman substitute. Bill: That's not my wife. That's my daughter.

    • Darlene: What is with the light in here? I look orange. Does my face look orange? Don't answer that. Michael: I just want to have sex with you. I don't care what your face looks like. Darlene: You always know what to say.

    • Pete: Bill, if you're thinking, you're sinking. Bill: Oh I like that. Pete: So did the over 10,000 people who bought the T-shirt.

    • Pete: Bill, did you put your book back on top of mine again? Bill: Yeah. Pete: That is so Bill.

    • Bill: Hye, don't you think having a drink with a patient is a bad idea? Pete: Not if they're buying.

    Show More Quotes

    Notes (1)

    • Featured Music:

    • "Alone Again (Naturally)" by Gilbert O'Sullivan
  • Add a Comment
    In reply to :
    • There are no comments yet. Be the first by adding your thoughts above.