Those Bitches Tried To Cheat Me

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (14)

  • (Jason opens locker) Jason: So how'd it go? Brendon: Jason?! Jason: What? Brendon: What the hell?! Why'd you disappear? Jason: I didn't, I just went looking for my books. Brendon: You were in the locker with the door closed. Jason: Right, it wasn't my locker, that's why I was confused.

  • Brendon: There’s a guy named Jason… Penny: Oh, so you’re Jason, now? Brendon: (mumbling)Oh dear, sweet Lord.

  • Penny: You don’t like me? Brendon: I don’t like anyone. I don’t even like myself. Penny: Oh, that’s sweet.

  • Jason: To Penny, spend this on something nice, signed question mark. Maybe I shouldn't spell out the word question mark. I'll just write a question mark.

  • Driving Instructor: Have we got any questions so far? McGuirk: Yeah right here, um. Can I leave now? Heh. Driving Instructor: Oh, oh oh. We got a real comedian here, folks. McGuirk: I've been saving that one up.

  • (handing out papers) Lynch: D, C, D, F, F, F, F, F, D, ahh. Walter and Perry: We're sorry Mr. Lynch. We'll do better. Lynch: Well that's nice. But here's a little tip, try studying gentlemen. Walter: We did try studying. The test was too hard. Nobody did good. Lynch: Nobody did well! Walter and Perry: You'd have to be a genius to do good on that test. Lynch: You have to be a genius to take the test huh? Well Brendon Small, clearly not a genius got an A+. Good job buddy.

  • McGuirk: Here's my license. Can't really help you with the rest, bankee. Police Officer: You telling me you don't have registration? McGuirk: Atleast I ain't drunk, right flatfoot. Police Officer: What? McGuirk: Huh, Johnny Law. Police Officer: Please step out of the car.

  • Jason: Morning Brendon. Brendon: Good morning. Jason: Want coffee, tea, biscotti, scone? Brendon: No no no, umm.... Jason: Cheese sticks, uhhh... Brendon: No we've got to make this quick cause I'm gonna be late for school.

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Notes (2)

  • Josie's Cameos She was playing with blocks during dinner.

  • Brendon’s Filmography: "Cheaters" - A man who has been cheated on turns out he has been cheating on the very person who cheated on him.

Trivia (1)

  • The second time Walter & Perry blackmail Brendon.

Allusions (2)

  • Annie Hall A scene from Brendan's movie is a reference to Woody Allen's movie, "Annie Hall", where Brendan is playing Woody Allen's character and Melissa is playing Diane Keaton's character.

  • Jason's Poster: Jason has a poster in his room, "Vanil-lat", a reference to "Chocolat".