Season 1 ()
Strip Clubs. Open on Thursday
Were You Actually on 'The Bachelor'?
There Goes Another Broken Heart Thanks to the CBP
We're a Nation of Immigrants. All of Us
What Kind of Grades Did You Get in Recess?
They Call Me the Rottweiler.
There Could Be a Tiger In There.
Manatees? Y'know. Whatever. They're Cool.
I Did One Stupid Mistake. It Cost my Whole Life.
These Are Human Skulls So They Had to Belong to Somebody
It's Not a Cow. It's a Guinea Pig.
Looks Like It's Been Through an Autopsy
This is Your Car On Drugs