House of Lies

Sunday 10:00 PM on Showtime (Returning January 11, 2015)
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  • Cast & Crew
  • Don Cheadle

    Marty Kaan

  • Glynn Turman

    Jeremiah Kaan

  • Kristen Bell

    Jeannie Van Der Hooven

  • Ben Schwartz

    Clyde Oberholt

  • Josh Lawson

    Doug Guggenheim

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  • Executive Producer Matthew Carnahan's new comedy project on Showtime is set in the world of corporate management consulting. The series is based on the book House of Lies: How Management Consultants Steal Your Watch and Tell You the Time by Martin Kihn. Don Cheadle is set to star.

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    • Marty Kaan: (Talking about their client) We don't stick the landing on this one, our pod can be eliminated.
      Doug Guggenheim: Hey, no pressure.
      Marty Kaan: So, what are they looking for?
      Jeannie Van Der Hooven: They're looking for a market position.
      Clyde Oberholt: Like they don't already have one. They're masters of the fucking universe.
      Doug Guggenheim: You know, it's like my econ professor at Harvard used to say to me: never examine the motives of the guys writing your checks.
      Marty Kaan: Unless you say something that supports the position they're secretly hoping we advance.
      Clyde Oberholt: Yeah, but what's the objective?
      Marty Kaan: They want...
      Jeannie Van Der Hooven: (Interrupting Marty Kaan)They want us to tell them they are perfect.
      Marty Kaan: Look, fuck what they want, okay? Consulting is like dissing a really pretty girl so that she'll want you more. We need them to think they're almost perfect so we can book that after work.

    • James: (much troubled) You...I don't..you, you set me up? You fucking crap out on me?
      Marty Kaan: James, you asked for my advice, right? I mean, you fucking begged for it. Well, I just taught you the most important thing that I know: You never ever trust anyone until you know their angle. And now you know.

    • Doug Guggenheim: (Exiting a car in the middle of Las Vegas) Oh man, you see that? Viva Las Vegas, baby! Or should I say viva lost wages? You ever heard of that?
      Clyde Oberholt: You know, maybe to be safe you just shouldn't say anything at all.
      Doug Guggenheim: Oh, you know what, Clyde? Your words can't hurt me. Not here. Uh-uh. Not in the most majestic city in the world. God, where the Eiffel Tower is a stone's throw from a Venetian gondola. Where if you want to walk from a giant slot machine to a world class art gallery, all you need to do is cross the Bellagio lobby, simple as that. Tickets to the museum will cost you 15 bucks, but as the poster out the front says: it's worth the Monet. I'm excited!
      Marty Kaan: I can tell.
      Clyde Oberholt: Marty, this is where Jeannie would usually jump in.
      Marty Kaan: You crushed it, Guggenheim.
      Doug Guggenheim: Yes!
      Clyde Oberholt: No, no, no, the other thing.
      Marty Kaan: Shut the fuck up!
      Clyde Oberholt: Shut the fuck up, Doug!

    • Jeannie: (Talking while at a spa) How do you do it? You know, balancing marriage and career and kids.
      Tamara: Well, you do one thing for a while until the other thing suffers and then you swing back and pay attention to the other. It's the most imperfect system and unfair but honestly I haven't seen anything else work better.
      Jeannie: Well, you make it look easy.
      Tamara: Yeah, well, it's pretty much always a clusterfuck. Nothing is ever easy. You know maybe if you ever have a family, you'll get it.
      Jeannie: Yeah, maybe I will.

    • Clyde Oberholt: (to a frantic Doug) Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?

    Notes (31)

    • Original International Airdates:
      United Kingdom: October 2, 2012 on Sky Atlantic
      Germany: November 29, 2012 on AXN
      Czech Republic: December 11, 2012 on HBO

    • Featured Music:
      Beastie Boys "Pop Your Balloon"
      Gary Clark Jr "Bright Lights"

    • Original International Airdates:
      United Kingdom: October 9, 2012 on Sky Atlantic
      Germany: November 29, 2012 on AXN
      Czech Republic: December 11, 2012 on HBO

    • Original International Airdates:
      United Kingdom: October 16, 2012 on Sky Atlantic
      Czech Republic: December 18, 2012 on HBO

    • Original International Airdates:
      United Kingdom: October 23, 2012 on Sky Atlantic
      Czech Republic: December 18, 2012 on HBO

    • Original International Airdates:
      United Kingdom: October 30, 2012 on Sky Atlantic
      Czech Republic: January 8, 2013 on HBO

    • Original International Airdates:
      United Kingdom: November 6, 2012 on Sky Atlantic
      Czech Republic: January 8, 2013 on HBO

    • Original International Airdates:
      United Kingdom: November 13, 2012 on Sky Atlantic
      Czech Republic: January 15, 2013 on HBO

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  • Fan Reviews (13)
  • Awesome

    By consprosand, Jul 24, 2014

  • Love it!

    By houbou, May 03, 2014

  • Relatable and unforgettable. NO WAIT.. Unrelatable and forgettable, that's it.

    By paskisr, Jul 06, 2013

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    By ludoTV, Mar 20, 2013

  • Such a Good Show

    By Mj_ps3, Feb 16, 2013

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