Jeff Ltd.

CTV (ended 2007)
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  • show Description
  • "Jeff Ltd." is a half-hour comedy staring Jeff Seymour as Jeff Stevens, an advertising guru who tries all he can to get some ladies. He believes that he is the best. He is described as "a smooth-talking, fun-loving rascal with big dreams and a clear lack of work ethic."

  • Episode Guide
  • S 2 : Ep 13

    I Want to be Your Daddy

    Aired 4/28/07

  • S 2 : Ep 12

    Jeff de Bergerac

    Aired 4/21/07

  • S 2 : Ep 11


    Aired 4/14/07

  • S 2 : Ep 10

    The Yachtsman

    Aired 4/7/07

  • S 2 : Ep 9

    Size Matters

    Aired 3/31/07

  • Cast & Crew
  • Jeff Seymour


  • Inga Cadranel


  • Jessie Bond


  • Eva Simon


  • Peter Suk-Sin Chan


  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • Jeff: Is there any chance, I'm just throwing this out, that maybe the fumes from the glue is somehow affecting his judgment. Uncle Kazem: (pauses to think about it) I really thought about that, but Sam stopped doing carpet installations over a year ago.

    • Helen: (Holds up a sketch of a nude Jeff) It's my students' work, aren't they great? I guess it's kind of cold in here, huh?

    • Helen: Does the fact I gave you a proctology exam make you feel uncomfortable? Jeff: Only when I am forced to think about it.

    • Helen: You don't know who I am, do you? Jeff: Of course I do! Helen: Well, what's my name? Jeff: What's my name? Helen: Jeff. Jeff: Okay, I don't remember your name, but I'm so happy to see you! I really am! Helen: What was I wearing? Because if you know who I am, you'll remember what I was wearing. Jeff: Listen I never remember what women were wearing. That's just my own shortcoming. I don't... I just don't. Helen: I was wearing a nurse's outfit... Jeff: Oh... (laughs) I know you! You were the nurse at my buddies bachelor party! Of course! Wow... Helen: I was the nurse that gave your the exam at the proctologist's office. Jeff: (spit take)

    • Samir: (Telling Jeff that he made his own commercial) I watched you the time you did one for my father and then I simply did the opposite. It turned out great!

    • Jeff: I want to suspend a plasma TV from the ceiling on wires just kind of floating here above the bed. Gavin: What, no mirror? Jeff: And come off like a scuzzball? Hey come on buddy, it's got to be classy.

    • Jeff: Uncle, have I ever let you down? Uncle Kazem: Yes! Jeff: (pauses) Okay... but not lately! Uncle Kazem: No, no no... not lately...

    • Samir: You think you know a thing or two about women, don't you? Or, is that all a charade you make up? Jeff: Sam let me tell you something... no one knows more about women than me.

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    Notes (3)

    • This is the last episode that showed on Wednesday night. On the next two Wednesdays the time slot is taken up by The Amazing Race and American Idol two hour finales. In the last week of May, the show is moved to Saturday nights.

    • Starting with this episode, the show was shifted to Saturday nights a 9PM on CTV.

    • This episode aired in a special Wednesday night timeslot.

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Yuck with a capital Y.

    By fembot1005, Aug 10, 2010