Keen Eddie

Keeping Up Appearances

Season 1, Ep 12, Aired 4/7/04
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  • Episode Description
  • Eddie has inherited Rosemary Hawskins’ Bentley. Which would be good news, but one thing. What's a Bentley? Who's Rosemary Hawskins? Why is this Indian guy watching porno on Fiona's couch? These are just some of the questions Eddie wants answered. Apparently, he met Rosemary and had a wonderful conversation....and he never saw her again. So, Eddie takes the Bentley and cruises around the streets of London in his new ride with his driver, Kahn. More good news arrives when Fiona tells Eddie she's been chosen to take part in a "cover girl" type shoot. Bad News: When Eddie awakes the next morning. The Bentley is gone! Peter Hawskins, Rosemary's son, stole the Bentley and tried to sell it to Russell the pig in exchange for not dying. More bad news comes, when Fiona's offer is given to an eighteen-year-old, whom was babysat by Fiona. In the End: The pig gets a Bentley and an Indian. Peter runs away. Fiona and Eddie hate each other....everything is back to normal.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Mark Valley

    Eddie Arlette

  • Alexei Sayle

    Rudy Alexander (not in opening, eps 1 - 2)

  • Julian Rhind-Tutt

    Monty Pippin

  • Colin Salmon

    Superintendent Nathanial Jonhnson

  • Sienna Miller

    Fiona Bickerton

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (3)

    • Eddie: Hey. Pippin: Yeah, dude? Eddie: Who's the luckiest guy you know? Pippin: That would be Edwin Goodman. Has a willy like a pin wrench, massive, actually considering a reduction. Eddie: Yeah. (pause) That's lucky. Pippin: That's pretty lucky. But he has got one leg shorter than the other so it never works out in the end, yeah.

    • (After Eddie and Peter Hawskins have shared a moment over how crafty Rosemary was) Pippin: That was heavy. That was really beautiful. That was fantastic! You have to be careful though, mate, because I--I can't handle these intense, interpersonal things like that, you know? I'm English. Need to try and keep it down, keep it locked inside--like we do. I mean... how else are you gonna develop cancer?

    • Eddie: How are you? Carol Ross: Completely shaved!

    Notes (2)

    • Featured music: Gluecifer, Easy Living.

    • Music: "The In Crowd" by Mike Flowers Pop´s "Crosstown Traffic" by The Jimi Hendrix Experience "Jerk It Out" by Caesar Palace

    Allusions (1)

    • This title is a reference to the BBC sitcom of the same name.

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