Exile on Main Street

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Quotes (24)

  • (Talking about Steven getting his finger cut off) Tanya: So it doesn't hurt at all? Steven: No, I'm impervious to pain. I can only feel pleasure. It's a birth defect.

  • Jack: (narrating) Here's the thing about second chances: Sometimes it comes down to one person's opinion. And I gave that person the finger, literally.

  • Steven : Teddy cut my finger off, see. (Steven shows his severed hand and squirts Jack with blood) Jack: Oh, will you stop screwing around and sew it back on. Steven : Yeah, I would but umm, it's not here.

  • (After Teddy accidentally chopped Steven's finger off) Steven: Great. Anybody seen my fingertip? Jim: Look, it's, it's gone. Your fingertip is gone. Steven: Yeah, well it didn't sprout legs, so it's gotta be here somewhere.

  • Jim: Don't touch my onions. I'm a trained chef, dammit, and I demand your respect you.. you mother scratcher! Steven: Mother scratcher? Finally, you showed sack. Congratulations mate, you passed.

  • Reece: Look, I've been here since three restaurants ago. It's under Ryder. (Mimi checks the book) Mimi: Yeah, umm, sorry I don't see a Ryder. Reece: Oh, right, right. It's under Daisy Miller. (Mimi checks the book again) Mimi: Umm, yeah. You can't just pick a name out of the book and post a reservation. Reece: Are you calling me a liar? Mimi: No, no, not a liar. More of an opportunist.

  • (On the phone to Suze) Jack: Hey, can you sneak out? I want you here. We open in, like five minutes, I'm freaking out. Suze: I'd love to, but somebody stole my dishwashers. Jack: No, no, stole. No, no, borrow.

  • Jack: Ahh, the floor doesn't make does decisions. I do. Mimi: The floor? Did you just call me the floor, like I'm something beneath you? Jack: No, no, we all know who you're beneath. Mimi: Okay, Pino might have a soft spot for losers but I don't. I've asked around and I found out what happened at your last two restaurants. I've invested way too much to let that happen here, so the second you make a single mistake, I'm gonna be there to take the picture. (Mimi walks away) Jack: Cheese! (Jim runs to Jack and gives him a block of cheese) Jim: Here you go. Jack: Get away from me.

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Notes (3)

  • Original International Air Dates:
    Czech Republic: December 3, 2011 on Prima COOL

  • Sam Pancake also guest-starred in the season premiere of Arrested Development, called "The Cabin Show", which aired right before this episode on FOX.

  • The basis of Kitchen Confidential is based on renowned chef Anthony Bourdain's best-selling autobiography.

Trivia (2)

  • When Teddy accidentally chops Steven's finger off, Jack enters the kitchen and Steven squirts blood on the Nolita sign of Jack's uniform from his left shoulder to his right torso (in a diagonal fashion). In the next scene, the blood on Jack's uniform is not on the Nolita sign and is on his right chest to his left torso (also in a diagonal fashion).

  • John Cho's character was supposed to be a full time cast member.