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Wines And Misdemeanors

Season 4, Ep 9, Aired 1/5/07
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  • Episode Description
  • A rare wine case is found in the wine cellar of the Montecito, so Ed decides to sell it in an auction to improve the Montecito's image. However, Mike discovers that the wine isn't original just after it is sold for one million dollars. Also, a group of retirees goes to the Montecito for a Sudoku tournament and starts giving Sam a hard time when they have a different idea of fun. Danny gets jealous when Delinda starts spending a lot of time with a new toy.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • James LeSure

    Mike Cannon

  • Josh Duhamel

    Danny McCoy

  • Molly Sims

    Delinda Deline

  • Nikki Cox

    Mary Connell

  • Vanessa Marcil

    Samantha "Sam" Jane Marquez

  • Fan Reviews (7)
  • Great episode!

    By 10gaara, Apr 30, 2007

  • a very slow episode

    By raimondo, Apr 12, 2007

  • A wonderfully humorous episode! Danny jealous over Delinda's new toy;Retired ladies having fun and making a statement; A ridiculous price for "fine, rare wine" and Sam finds the quickest way to get the wading pool evacuated!

    By Pam325, Jan 13, 2007

  • You got to be nuts paying a million dollars for a bottle of wine.

    By GeorgeJobson, Jan 08, 2007

  • Fun, Enjoyable & Typical ... Great insights into some of todays issues...

    By PhilosopherBat, Jan 07, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (8)

    • Delinda: A lot of women have sex into their 80's. Mary: Well that's just depressing, actually. I'm in my 20's and barely have sex. Well, I can, it's just so hard to find a decent guy, and then you have to pretend like you want to wait, so he doesn't think you are a slut. Delinda: Well I never waited and no one ever thought I was..besides, you don't have to wait till you're in a relationship. Have you ever heard of the Frisky Ferret. Mary: Oh, I'm guessing battery powered device. Delinda: More like a battery powered endless source of pleasure. Mary: That good huh? Delinda: Better. I'll get you a catalogue.

    • Danny: So, that mule and tractor business. You got any personal experience with it? Mike: Me? Oh, I don't want to brag, but I'm like a cross between a pneumatic drill and the Energizer bunny. (Mike looks at Danny, who just stares forward) Mike: Did I hit a nerve with that?

    • Mrs Finnegan: Do you think you could get us that tight bunned little latino boy, with the Khaki shorts and the big package? (All the other old topless ladies agree) Mike: I'll see what I can do. (As Mike turns away Mrs Finnegan grabs a feel of his bum) Mike: (Mumbling to himself as he walks away) Just isn't right.

    • Sam: The Frisky Ferret used to be my favourite, until I traded up. Danny: Traded up? Sam: To the Angry Anaconda. Mmm. Danny: You know, I'm not even worried about it. Cos it's not like a little sex toy is going to replace the real thing. Sam: Ohh, OK, Good. Alright, you keep telling yourself that. (laughing to herself)

    • Mike: You know what. Why don't I get on this wine thing. You handle the situation at Bella Petto, apparently there's a disturbance... Danny: (Interupts Mike) That sounds titilating, but I know that you're staying abreast of that situation. You'll be fine. Just don't let your spirits sag. Mike: Mmm, rich. So you know. Danny: I saw the whole thing with the old lady. (Walks away from Mike) Mike: Yeah, well OK. Surveillance cameras aren't toys Danny. You should be concerned with the persons inner beauty.

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    Notes (2)

    • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: VĂ­no a poklesky (Wine and Misdemeanors)

    • Original International Airdates: Denmark: March 2, 2007 on TV3 United Kingdom: August 30, 2007 on Sky 1 Finland: July 8, 2008 on Nelonen Germany: September 3, 2008 on FOX Czech Republic: June 8, 2009 on TV Nova

    Trivia (2)

    • On both the real and the fake wine labels there are errors that no one notices. Bouteille is spelled Boutelle on a part of the label and Bouteille on another part. The other one is in Bouteille Ricolties "e" acute have been replaced by "i" (common Euro to U.S. conversion error).

    • To get the old topless ladies out of the pool, Sam drops a chocolate bar in the pool, before pointing out that there is a 'floater' in the pool. Everybody gets out of the pool in a hurry. Mike goes upto Sam and asks her "Been watching Caddyshack?" In the film Caddyshack, the pool is cleared after a floater is spotted. When the pool is emptied and cleaned, it is found to be a chocolate bar.

    Allusions (1)

    • Episode Title: Wines and Misdemeanors Is from the movie Crimes and Misdemeanors starring Martin Landau, Mia Farrow, Anjelica Huston, Jerry Orbach, Alan Alda and Woody Allen who also directed the movie.

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