Quotes (5)

  • Seth Green: [Talking about fireworks from K-mart] It sucked, I was so bummed. Conan: Yeah, well K-mart - that's a big company. I think you made a mistake for dissing them. Seth Green: They should rethink their fireworks selection, that's all I'm saying. Conan: I happen to like the company and approve of all they do.

  • Celebrity Survey "The nomination of Judge Alito will be..." President George W. Bush's Survey Response: "the best Harry Potter movie yet!" "I'll never love anyone the way I love..." Kirstee Alley's Survey Response: "Mrs. Butterworth." "When I saw 'Brokeback Mountain,' I..." Clay Aiken's Survey Response: "wondered who ready my diary." "My first crush was..." Larry King's Survey Response: "Anat, the pharaoh's daughter." "'06 is..." Nicole Richie's Survey Response: "my target weight." "The worst gift I got this year was..." Stevie Wonder's Survey Response: "I can't tell, but it feels like Kenny G's latest album." "The greatest invention over the past few years has been..." Dick Cheney's Survey Response: "the link between Saddam and 9/11." "I've always based my career on the assumption that..." Tony Danza's Survey Response: "this has to appeal to somebody." "I'll become a mother when..." Paris Hilton's Survey Response: "the condom breaks."

  • Conan: New Jersey's having a contest for a new state motto. One of the finalists is, "New Jersey, come see for yourself." Yeah, apparently this narrowly beat out, "New Jersey, come smell for yourself."

  • Conan: Last night, in triple overtime, the Orange Bowl was won by Penn State, coached by Joe Paterno, who's seventy-nine years old. Seventy-nine years old, yeah. Apparently Paterno was thrilled when his team woke him up to tell him about it.

  • Conan: Election in Iraq was three weeks ago. Believe it or not, officials are saying its going to be another two weeks before they announce who won. Yeah, the odd part is the winner will be announced by Ryan Seacrest.