The Bottle Job

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Quotes (10)

  • Parker: What kind of crook was your dad? Hardison: Parker, you just... Nate: He ran numbers. Eliot: Let me get this straight--so you stop stealing, you stop drinking, and you moved upstairs from a thief bar? Parker: He did. I-I get that. You don't get that? Why does nobody else get that?

  • Eliot: Ooh. Redheads burn the hottest, don't they? Nate: Easy. She's like my niece. Eliot: She's not like your daughter, though. Nate: Yeah, no, like my niece. So I don't want you to like my niece. 'Cause she's like my niece. Eliot: I don't like your niece.

  • Tara: What's the game? Nate: Twenty Questions. Tara: I'll do it in ten.

  • Tara: What are we supposed to do, steal the wake? Nate: Whoa, have some respect--borrow the wake, to save the bar.

  • Eliot: Just use your little slimmer thing, man, and gank the ATMs. Hardison: It's called a skimmer. But thank you for trying. And no, I don't have that thing now. Look, we're the good guys now. I haven't used that thing in months. Parker: Months? Hardison: Yeah. Eliot: We've been the good guys longer than that. Hardison: Well, we had a break.

  • Eliot: Let me ask you one more question--would you even consider trying this if you were sober? Nate: Uh... I'd consider it. Eliot: Mm-hmm.

  • Hardison: Hey, you know what? If you are a stay-at-home mom, you break out the wine and the Xanax, because we are having snow days here, people.

  • Nate: Is that my jacket? Alec: You know what, man? You're lucky I'm not wearing your underwear. And the next time y'all call me, it better be for something easy, like faking a moon landing.

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Notes (2)

  • International Airdates:
    UK: October 6, 2010 on Bravo
    Turkey: December 12, 2010 on CNBC-e
    Czech Republic: July 2, 2011 on Prima COOL
    Slovakia: July 30, 2012 on JOJ Plus

  • Although credited, Gina Bellman (Sophie Devereaux) does not appear in this episode.