Little Britain

Series 3 Episode 5

Season 3, Ep 5, Aired 12/15/05
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  • Episode Description
  • Lou has finished cementing the new patio at Andy's house. • A couple need travel insurance for their holiday... computer says no. • A man and wife are going out, leaving their son in the 'experienced' care of a certain chav babysitter. • Linda 'helps' a student with a mole problem. • Sir Norman Fry reveals an embarrassing incident involving two men and a glacé cherry. • Marjorie has asked the FatFighters to bring in a photo of each of them, not looking their best, for 'inspiration'. • The man and wife check up on Vicky. • At a computer shop a clerk seeks technical advice from a horse, init. • Daffyd explains to his mother why he can't get a job. • At another 'emergency' meeting of neighbour watch, Sid demonstrates what to do if a gang of yobs attacks you in your home. • Mr Mann visits Roy's fancy dress shop. • Lou and Andy visit a rugby match. • Sebastian's being paranoid about the PM spending time with Gregory... or is he? • Emily Howard introduces a fellow young mother to her 'Baby Flo'.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • David Walliams

    Various

  • Matt Lucas

    Various

  • Tom Baker

    Narrator

  • Anthony Stewart Head

    Prime Minister (as Anthony Head)

  • Declan Lowney

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (11)

    • Narrator: If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in tonights programme, you may like to know that a special helpline has been set up. I think it's 0 something and then some other numbers. There may be a 7 in there somewhere, if that's any help? Good try!

    • Sebastian: (kneeling in the doorway) Oh, hello Gregory. Gregory: Were you just spying on us through the keyhole? Sebastian: (looking at Gregory's waistline) No I was just checking out a faulty knob!

    • Narrator: Rugby is very popular in Britain, as it allows men to act out sadomasochistic, homoerotic fantasies, in the safety of a sporting contest.

    • Daffyd's Mum: Give it 'ere y' big puff! Daffyd: HOMOPHOBE! Daffyd's Mum: Don't be so stupid! Daffyd: I'm reporting you to Child-Line! Daffyd's Mum: What?! Daffyd: My own mother rejects me, simply for the crime of wanting men's torches in my bum bum. GOOD DAY!

    • Daffyd: Mother, I am at a critical moment with my Pritstick! Daffyd's Mum: Daffyd! (Daffyd sighs, puts the Pritstick down and briefly picks up a shopping bag) Daffyd: Oh I can't lift it, I'm gay.

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    Notes (3)

    • Original International Air Dates: Czech Republic: September 23, 2009 on HBO Comedy

    • This is the first two part Vicky Pollard sketch since Series 1 Episode 1.

    • This episode marks the first time since the end of the first series that an episode hasn't ended with an Andy and Lou sketch. It's also the only episode that ends on an Emily and Florence sketch.

    Trivia (4)

    • Funny times: Half past Mr Ernest Ndukwe, half past Creed and Paul Rodgers, half past Mr. Miyagi.

    • Carole's Cough: Carole coughs into her customer's ticket envelope. When the customer opens the envelope, the cough echoes.

    • Andy the Philosopher: Herby Town Rugby Club. Lou remembers Andy telling him that 'The team are strong on power, but ultimately lack the agility and finesse to unlock their full potential'.

    • Goof: Revealing mistake The effect produced of being able to see Marjorie's shadow when she is behind a projector screen which is lit from the front, is physically impossible.

    Allusions (2)

    • Narrator: It's half past Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi is the well known martial arts master from The Karate Kid films. He's played by Pat Morita.

    • Narrator: Boom, Boom, Boom, let me hear you say wayo! Wayo! In his introduction the Narrator uses lyrics from the song 'Boom Boom Boom' performed by the Outhere Brothers.

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