Everybody Hates Me

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  • Mark: I don't hate you anymore. Jamie doesn't hate you -- Jamie is just.. she's upset. Paul: Why? Why would she be upset with.. that I like her hair? Mark: (reflecting) You know.. when I was in Nepal, I am chatting with this sherpa about the question of why, which in his language is pronounced "nchtem," and he said, he said something very interesting -- he said that asking the question why is like pulling one leg off a centipede -- it gets you nowhere! Paul: Why? Mark: Because.. for every question why the answer is because, and for every because there's another why! Paul: Yeah, but I've to understand.. why would she be so angry at me? Mark: Because.. she's afraid that after she has the baby (both Paul and Mark knock-wood on Riff's table), she's, she's afraid that she won't be attractive or sexy. Paul: But that's so stupid! Why? Why, why? Mark: Ah-ah-ah.. you see? The sherpa was right. He was a wise man. A sage. He was a sage.