Married... With Children

Children of the Corns

Season 11, Ep 2, Aired 10/5/96
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  • Episode Description
  • Gary pits Al and Griff against each other in a sales contest to determine who gets a raise, but they turn the tables when they discover the store's shoes are made using child labor. Meanwhile, Peg unexpectedly wins a microwave and tries to hide it from Al.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Katey Sagal

    Peg Bundy

  • Christina Applegate

    Kelly Bundy

  • David Faustino

    Bud Bundy

  • Ed O'Neill

    Al Bundy

  • Amanda Bearse

    Marcy D'Arcy

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (6)

    • Kelly: Mom, I'm telling you this microwave is broken. I keep pressing the Popcorn button and no popcorn's coming out. Peg: Well, try pressing Lamb, Pork or Veal. (Kelly presses the button) Kelly: I wonder which one it will be? Bud: Excuse me, Betty and Moronica, you have to put food in it first. Peg: Then what good is it?

    • Griff: This contest is no contest. You're going down, Bundy. Al: Let's rock, fat boy. Griff: Yo mama! Al: My wife! Griff: You win. (walks away) Al: No, I don't.

    • Kelly: Mom, have you seen my lucky audition blouse? Peg: What does it look like? Kelly: It's see-through... maybe that's why I can't find it.

    • Al: Come on, Griff, you can't compete with my charm. I'm a natural born salesman. (A woman approaches) Customer: Excuse me, do-- Al: Hey! Do I come to the Hag-Shop and bother you when you're working?!

    • (Al is coming down the stairs and Peg is in the kitchen) Al: I'm gettin' a raise! Peg: Al, you haven't had a raise since our honeymoon... and even that was below minimum.

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    Trivia (2)

    • In the end where the kid with the hook tries to hug Marcy you can clearly see through his sleeve that he is holding a fake hook.

    • Kelly brings the microwave oven into the closet, but then it pings... surely it wouldn't since the cord wasn't plugged in.

    Allusions (2)

    • The episode title Children of the Corns is taken from the movie Children of the Corn.

    • The scene where Gary sobs for the camera about the sweatshop was a parody of Kathie Lee Gifford's sobbing when she was confronted about her sweatshop allegation.

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