Married... With Children

Crimes Against Obesity

Season 11, Ep 9, Aired 12/29/96
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  • Episode Description
  • Al's birthday celebration is jeopardized when a group of his disgruntled customers trap him in the shoe store and put him on trial. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly attempt to tint the windows of the Dodge as a birthday present.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Katey Sagal

    Peg Bundy

  • Christina Applegate

    Kelly Bundy

  • David Faustino

    Bud Bundy

  • Ed O'Neill

    Al Bundy

  • Amanda Bearse

    Marcy D'Arcy

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (7)

    • Shirley: Remember me, Bundy? Al: No. Shirley: The one you insulted. Al: I'm sorry, ma'am. You're gonna have to be a little more specific. Shirley: You made fun of my weight. You called me a giant seal. Al: Well, let's see. I had four elephants. I had a rhino who wanted some flip-flops. I had a manatee. No, no, don't remember any seals. Can you jog my memory? You know what jog is. That's what you do when the ice cream truck is pulling out.

    • (Shirley tears a piece of paper, which Peg recognizes) Peg: (to Shirley) Hey! Those were our dinner coupons, you fat cow! Gwen: Excuse me. We don't like to be called fat! Peg: (to Gwen) Then stay home!

    • Matilda: My name is Matilda, and (points at Al) that man is fat-o-phobic! Women: And ugly! Shirley: (bangs gavel) Order! Large woman: Big Mac! Barbara: Filet O Fish! Gwen: Steamed vegetables! (everyone looks at her) Oh, uh, a meatball sandwich! (softly) I'll start tomorrow.

    • Matilda: (about Al's rudeness to large women) Does he ever stop? Peg: (about Al in general) Only in bed. But then, he never really gets started.

    • Peg: (about Al's attitude toward her mother) You can't believe how rude he was to her! Shirley: So, she's big-boned, as well? Peg: You know, inside her, there's a thin woman just dying to get out. Shirley: We all say that. Peg: No, there really is! Last Thanksgiving, she ate my Aunt Edna! I told her not to stand so close to the pies.

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    Notes (1)

    • Amanda Bearse does not appear in this episode, though she does have one line offstage.

    Trivia (1)

    • Recycled footage of past episodes are used in the flashbacks when exampling Al's behavior towards large women in his shoe store.

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