Married... With Children

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Season 10, Ep 25, Aired 5/5/96
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  • Episode Description
  • Jefferson becomes a star after appearing with Kelly in a commercial for "Romantic Roast" coffee, making Marcy extremely jealous. She finds an unlikely ally in Al when they learn the producer wants to take their on-screen relationship to the next level in a follow-up commercial.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Christina Applegate

    Kelly Bundy

  • David Faustino

    Bud Bundy

  • Ed O'Neill

    Al Bundy

  • Amanda Bearse

    Marcy D'Arcy

  • Ted McGinley

    Jefferson D'Arcy

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (4)

    • Al: What's that bed for? Director: Come now, Mr. Bundy, you're a married man. Al: Yeah... So what's that bed for?

    • Director: The commercial takes place after they've had sex, when they're having coffee in bed. Al: How can someone drink coffee in their sleep?!

    • Al: Kelly, I know you're grown up, even though you still live at home and occasionally pick up the phone when you hear the doorbell, but, sweetheart, look. Why do you think I carry your baby picture in my wallet? Kelly: That's not me, Dad. Bud: That's the picture that came with the wallet. Al: Hey, when I bought this wallet, I had two choices: a little boy or a little girl. I picked the little girl. She's symbolic. Kelly: She's Chinese, Dad! Al: That's what I was hoping you would be! Kelly: Oh, Daddy... I'm sorry I'm not Chinese. Al: Oh, sweetheart, that's alright, now.

    • (Al's list of things to make Marcy more attractive for her "sex symbol" husband) Al: Number ten: Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes. Number nine: Feather-removing electrolysis. Number eight: Ski mask. Number seven: Sew up holes in ski mask. Number six: Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times. Number five: Beak job. Number four: Put paper bag over ski mask. Number three: Shave head, tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head, and learn to walk backwards. walks a few steps backwards Number two: Poke out eyes of every man on Earth. Number one: Get President to make every day Halloween.

    Notes (2)

    • Blooper: During the scene when Jefferson and the director are arguing over a script, Marcy throws a cream puff at Jefferson and it lands on Jefferson's chest. But for it to land on his chest, the cream puff would have to magically go through the director who is standing right in between Marcy and Jefferson.

    • Katey Sagal does not appear in this episode.

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