Married... With Children

Magnificent Seven

Season 7, Ep 1, Aired 9/13/92
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  • Episode Description
  • Peg's backwards relatives Zemus and Ida Mae visit with their five-year-old son Seven. They leave without their son under the pretense of going out for cigarettes, forcing Al to take a solo road trip to Georgia in a desperate attempt to avoid having to support yet another family member.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Katey Sagal

    Peg Bundy

  • Christina Applegate

    Kelly Bundy

  • David Faustino

    Bud Bundy

  • Ed O'Neill

    Al Bundy

  • Amanda Bearse

    Marcy D'Arcy

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (4)

    • Al: Peg, you just let these people stick us with their kid! OH, MY GOD! I'VE GOT ANOTHER CHILD!

    • (After meeting Seven) Marcy: So where are his parents? Peg: Oh, they went out for cigarettes. Jefferson: Oh, the old cigarette ploy. They stuck you with their kid, and they're never coming back! So what are you going to name this one? Financial Burden III?

    • Al: I'm tracking down Seven's real parents. Nobody sticks Al Bundy with unwanted kids except his wife.

    • Al: Marcy, I'm saying this as a friend. Your body shows no signs of womanhood; it's obvious to me you're barren. And even if by some miracle you laid an egg, and then hatched a child, and tried to breast-feed, the poor kid would starve to death. Because, let's face it Marce, there can't be enough in there for a cup of coffee. So having said that - with love - from one friend to another, I offer you the son you'll never have. Let me go get his clothes.

    Notes (4)

    • Linda Blair is best known fer her role in The Exorcist films.

    • Bobcat Goldthwait is best known as Zed from The Police Academy films.

    • Bud's bedroom is shown for the first time in this episode.

    • The first appearance of Seven, the "Oliver" of the series. Like Oliver from The Brady Bunch, Seven's addition doesn't improve the show at all and is eventually written out of the series.

    Allusions (1)

    • A similiar storyline is featured in an episode of All In The Family where Edith's cousin Floyd leaves his daughter with the Bunkers and disappears.

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