M*A*S*H

Cementing Relationships

Season 9, Ep 3, Aired 12/1/80
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  • Episode Description
  • A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

  • Cast & Crew
  • David Pollock

  • Elias Davis

  • Charles S. Dubin

  • Joel Brooks

    Ignazio

  • Alan Toy

    Cochran

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (11)

    • (Margaret is bringing coffee to everyone working on the floor when Ignazio comes out of the bushes)
      Ignazio: Margarita! I have return-ed!
      Margret: Iganzio, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be back with your unit!
      Ignazio: You know why I am here. Your lips said go away, but your eyes they say go AWOL.

    • Ignazio: You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose!

    • Ignazio: You cannot leave me. Margaret: I am not leaving. You're leaving. You must go back to your unit. Ignazio: My unit can wait. Wars, they come and go, but you and I are once in a lifetime. Margaret: Please, Ignazio, you've got to go back! Ignazio: I cannot! I cannot leave that 'air, those eyes, those lips--how you say--beyond? Margaret: Behind. Ignazio: Ah, that also, I cannot leave!

    • Hawkeye: Charles--pick up that hoe or I'll have you spayed.

    • Margaret: Ignazio, you're making a fool of yourself! Charles: You're not doing too badly either, Margaret.

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    Notes (1)

    • This is the first of 18 episodes written by Pollock and Davis. The last one is the final episode. Pollock also wrote one other episode.

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