M*A*S*H

Hey, Doc

Season 4, Ep 5, Aired 10/10/75
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  • Episode Description
  • It's quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin.

  • Cast & Crew
  • William Jurgensen

  • Frank Marth

    Colonel Griswald

  • Bruce Kirby

    Sgt. Kimble

  • Ted Hamilton

    Lt. Chivers

  • Rick Mittleman

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Snipers and stuff

    By XMLarry, Dec 13, 2009

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • B.J.: Ah, hah! The offending digit. Hawkeye: So, in spite of all the training films and lectures, you went out and got yourself an ingrown toenail instead of saving yourself for marriage. Lt. Chivers: Yes, I'm afraid so. Hawkeye: Well, you came to the right place, Lieutenant. Lt. Chivers: Yes, I've been told. B.J.: Very often these things are done in sleazy back rooms in Cuba. We're clean and safe.

    • Lt. Chivers: Doctors. B.J.: How's the...small problem? Lt. Chivers: Splendid. B.J.: You do understand, of course, that your toes should have nothing to do with any other toes for at least a month.

    • Frank: Think the sun shines outta your bellybutton, don't ya? Hawkeye: I'm having it corked.

    • Margaret: Major Burns handles our most difficult cases. Hawkeye: Which is only fair. He's our most difficult doctor.

    • Radar: (on the phone) Hey, listen, can you speak up a little bit, somebody's trying to kill me!

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    Notes (1)

    • During one of the sniper attacks, Margaret looks out of her tent. When she does, you can see Frank inside cheating at gin.

    Trivia (1)

    • It is alluded that "SGT" Kimble is the motor pool sergeant, but while in uniform he's wearing the "3 up-3 down" rank with a diamond. This is the rank of a First Sergeant (1SG) which would imply he's got more responsibility than just vehicles.

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