M*A*S*H

Officers Only

Season 2, Ep 15, Aired 12/22/73
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  • Episode Description
  • Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them 3 days in Tokyo. Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing. When they get back to the 4077 Frank asked the general for an officers club for the camp. They plot to allow the enlisted men access to the club. When the General opens it, the rules are bent to give his son access, which Hawkeye exploits to give access to all.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Ed Jurist

  • Jackie Cooper

  • Clyde Kusatsu

    Kwang Duk

  • Ralph Grosh

    Captain's Aide

  • Robert Weaver

    Gary Mitchell

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (10)

    • (Radar pulls off Hawkeye's blanket and Hawkeye has his feet on the pillow) Hawkeye: Radar, who asked you to wake my feet? Radar: Sir, your head's at the wrong end. Hawkeye: No it's not, it's always been here! I'm gonna count to three, and by the time I get to one I want you out of here. Radar: McIntyre needs you in surgery. Hawkeye: I just came off 14 hours of surgery, if I cut open one more body it'll be yours, for waking me! Out! And cover my feet, the light's shining in my toenails.

    • Hawkeye: Uh, General, I'm sorry sir. Perhaps you don't realize it, but your wife gave birth to an enlisted man. And it is officers only. Henry: Pierce, I'd like to talk to you for a minute about your possible execution.

    • Margaret: I think it only fitting that a Captain be assisted by a Major when working on the son of a General, Colonel. Hawkeye: I think you just conjugated the Pentagon.

    • Frank: I wonder if I could say something useful. Trapper: I've often wondered that myself, Frank.

    • Frank: General, I believe you remember me. Gen. Mitchell: Oh, yes, of course. Frank: I'm the, uh, backup surgeon who supervised the possible assistance if not the actual operation on your son. Gen. Mitchell: I see, yes. Margaret: Major Houlihan, sir, in charge of nursing. Gen. Mitchell: I can believe that... Hawkeye: And I'm Captain Pierce, the African explorer.

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    Notes (2)

    • This is the first appearance of the Officers' Club, which would have its interior changed to fit the personality of the camp at the beginning of Year Three.

    • This is the first of 4 appearances by Clyde Kusatsu, playing three different roles.

    Trivia (2)

    • This episode shows what a couple of suck-ups the by-the-book Frank and Margaret are when they think the rules should be bent to allow a private to enter the officers' club, since the private is the son of Gen. Mitchell, their superior officer.

    • In this episode we hear Hawkeye and Trapper talking about good ol' times how they got Radar drunk and taught him how to drive a jeep in the same night. Yet on a previous episode Radar says he learned how to drive on the bumper cars back home.

    Allusions (1)

    • Hawkeye: Captain Pierce, African Explorer Hawkeye doing Groucho Marx yet again, referencing Captain Spaulding the African Explorer from the film Animal Crackers.

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    • dottiecorreaiwaishi Mar 09, 2014

      The "extra" sitting next to Radar is my Uncle George !!!