Metalocalypse

Skwisklok

Season 1, Ep 11, Aired 10/15/06
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  • Episode Description
  • Skwisgaar hosts the "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" pay-per-view event to promote sales of his new guitar line, which includes models such as the Skwisarmyatar and the Antfarmatar. The rest of the guys get inspired to also try their hand at endorsement deals.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Tommy Blacha

    William Murderface, Toki Wartooth

  • Brendon Small

  • Jon Schnepp

  • King Diamond

    Ronald Von Monoldburg

  • Mark Hamill

    Senator Stampingston, Jean-Pierre, various

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • Dethklok gets endorsement deals; Pickles Nickles, Explosion Sauce, Murder Knobs, Willard Wonky Candy, and the Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hands Finger Wizard Master Class!

    By InoLovesChoji, Jan 02, 2007

  • Skwisgaar gets an endorsement to teach a pay-per-view one time only guitar class while the others sign deals with candy corperations (Toki), babaque sauce companies (Nathan), high end doorknob manufacturers (Murface), and nickels (pickles).

    By xTokiWartoothx, Oct 16, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (10)

    • Murderface: Millions of women and children die every hemisecond. That's why I use Murderknobs. Murderknobs: doorknobs for the future.

    • Nathan: Hello. Isn't this a nice surprise? Me, being here at this incredibly zazzy event? Murderface: A fantastic star-studded evening of zazz. Pickles: Got any room for anymore zaazzz up here? Toki: I think I have diabetes. I gotta take a f*cking nap.

    • Toki: Oh! And by the way, teeths grow backs! Nathan: No they don't. Toki: Yes 'dey do! Don't you remember being a little kids, when your teeths would fall out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient Norse god Orthar, the tooths collector, would come and give you a Pickles Nickel?

    • Murderface: We've been talking Skwisgaar and, we think this whole production could be a lot more... zippy. It just, it needs zazz! Am I--I mean I'm right to say that right? Nathan: No, you're right to say that. It's just, you know, you could stand to zazz it a up a little bit more. Pickles: No offense Skwisgaar but I gotta say this whole thing, it uh, it lacks zazz. Murderface: You could just put it on the zazz train to zazz-ville. Toki: Yeah because no offense there's absolutely no zazz to be found, not here anyway, not in these parts. Nathan: What we're trying to say is that there's two kinds of shows out there, those with and those without-- Skwisgaar: Could you please stop saying zazz? Nathan: Zazz. Pickles: Zazz. Skwisgaar: Please stop saying zazz. Pickles: Why don't you let us help you out? William Murderface: Yeah and lighten the load, make it more zaaa--ohh, you know!

    • Skwisgaar: Let me explains again, in prafectly clear English, I wants flies in on a dragons, okay? How many times I got to tells this peoples? Roadie: I know, there isn't a dragon. Skwisgaar: I know that's what I'm telling you! Roadie: But that's what I'm telling you! Skwisgaar: So go get one! What are you doing here? Go, go get one now, go, go! Roadie: They don't have them! Skwisgaar: Are you telling me they are out of dragons? Roadie: They never had dragons! Skwisgaar: Who didn't? Roadie: The world!

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    Notes (3)

    • This episode marks the first of four episodes which will feature guest voice contributions by King Diamond. King Diamond is a heavy metal legend known for his wide vocal range (often involving high-octave melodic singing) and his Satanic black metal inspired face makeup and shock rock image. As the frontman for both Mercyful Fate and the band King Diamond, his music has a wide audience and appeals to both bands and fans of all metal sub-genres.

    • The "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" is a reference to a short film by Brendon Small entitled "The Thor Von Clemson Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class", which can be found as an extra feature on the Home Movies Season One DVD boxset.

    • This episode aired with a TV-MA-V rating.

    Trivia (3)

    • Songs: Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls (Skwisgaar solo)

    • Jon Schnepp himself has a cameo as the director of Skwisgaar's video shoot. Additionally, the music video for "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls" lists the video director as being King Robot, which is his alias. He ends up getting his cranium sliced off when the dragon puppet malfunctions.

    • The manner in which Skwisgaar plays guitar with his middle finger extended is similar to that of Kirk Hammett from Metallica.

    Allusions (4)

    • Esteban Sergio Panperio is a parody of the guitarist Esteban. Easily identifiable by his bolero hat and sunglasses, Esteban has gained commercial success by selling his music CD's and guitars through a series of infomericals aired on QVC and the Home Shopping Network.

    • Yngwie J. Malmsteen The opening scene, where Skwisgaar is shooting down a dragon with flames from his guitar, may be a reference to the cover of guitar legend Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Trilogy album, which depicts him on the cover battling a dragon in this manner.

    • Behemoth Skwisgaar's outfit has a striking similarity to the one worn by Nergal, the lead singer for the Polish blackened death metal band Behemoth.

    • Mayhem Skwisgaar's corpse paint is done in the same style as the face paint worn by Maniac, the former singer for legendary Norwegian black metal band Mayhem.

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