My Wife and Kids

Calvin Comes To Stay

Season 4, Ep 22, Aired 3/10/04
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  • Episode Description
  • Calvin, Vanessa's gregarious father, has an argument with his wife, Jasmine, gets kicked out of the house and moves in with the Kyles, against their wishes. When he starts eating everything in sight and keeps everyone awake with his loud snoring, a frustrated Michael comes up with a clever plan to get Calvin back home.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Damon Wayans

    Michael Kyle

  • Parker McKenna Posey

    Kady Kyle

  • Andrew McFarlane

    Tony

  • Tisha Campbell

    Janet Marie "Jay" Kyle

  • George O. Gore II

    Michael Kyle Jr.

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (2)

    • (the family is sitting around eating dinner, talking about their weekend plans - watching football, yardwork, time with boyfriends, etc.)
      Junior: Well, I'm gonna try to blow up Katie's basketball with my lips.
      Michael: Why?
      Junior: (indignant) WHY!!?? D-d-d-d Why did we put man on the sun? Why do women have babies instead of men? Why do flies fly, but elephants don't elephant? Answer me that, Mr. Ask-Why-Man.
      Michael: You know, I stand corrected; you go ahead and blow up Katie's basketball, and we are going to support you.
      (Family begins to chant 'blow! blow! blow!' as he attempts; Junior passes out and falls off chair)

    • (Michael has made a giant plate of waffles for the family. Calvin comes in)
      Calvin: Good Morning. OOOOH, are these waffles??
      Michael: Yeah. Would you like some?
      Calvin: (takes ENTIRE stack from Michael's hands)) Thank you, Mike
      Michael: I thought you only ate meat
      Calvin: Well, waffles ARE meat!
      Michael: (confused) d-...uh...really? What, do they come from the bird family?
      Calvin: No...they come from the horse family. The waffalo.

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