Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Art Class / Lost & Found

Season 3, Ep 6, Aired 11/5/06
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  • Episode Description
  • Art Class: Art class is in debt, and so the course is going to be canceled. To save it, they have an art show to raise money. Ned makes a Orange Naked Lady painting by mistake. Cookie hires a bunch of 6th Graders to make pots for him for Christmas presents. Moze takes pictures of people without them knowing and exposes many disturbing facts.Lost & Found: Ned discovers a pair of shoes in the lost and found box, and attempts to make sure no one claims them before the end of the day, so they will become his. Moze tries to stop him, and so he needs to figure out a way to make her quit. Cookie loses an MP3 player with a very embarrassing file on it, and needs to get it back before the entire school hears it.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Alex Black

    Seth Powers

  • Daniel Curtis Lee

    Simon "Cookie" Nelson-Cook

  • Daran Norris


  • Devon Werkheiser

    Ned Bigby

  • Kyle Swann

    Bully Loomer

  • Fan Reviews (7)
  • Ned accidentally draws a naked lady; Ned wants to claim sneakers that aren't his.

    By Canogaparkcindy, Sep 15, 2008

  • TO me, the best Ned's Declassified school survival guide EVER!!!

    By sakari123, Dec 15, 2007

  • Ok not great.

    By Water78, Jan 20, 2007

  • I loved this episode so much, I put it on my iPod!

    By LyokoDanny, Jan 15, 2007

  • In Art class, ned finds himself apparently drawing a naked lady, whom people laugh and mock at. Ned however, says its just a bunch of Squiggly lines. IN Lost and found, Ned finds a pair of cool sneakers that he really wants, but Moze finds

    By Pure_heart_1234, Dec 24, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (13)

    • (Evelyn slaps Ned) Ned: See! I told you it was a naked lady! Evelyn: No! It's just the worst fire-truck I've ever seen!

    • Cookie: Loomer stole my MP3 player and I'm stealing it back. I got to get it back before he finds out how to work it. It's only a matter of life or death.
      : How is it a matter of life or death?
      Cookie: (weakly) I kinda recorded some song on it.
      Ned: But your hip-hop songs aren't that bad.
      Cookie: (weakly) It's not a hip-hop song.
      Ned: (thinks, then looks alarmed and gasps) Tell me it wasn't Cowboy Cookie. (Cowboy Cookie song starts playing)
      Cowboy Cookie: Cowboy Cookie, the ladies really love him. Cowboy Cookie, the best you ever saw. Cowboy Cookie, the bullies don't scare him. Cowboy Cookie, yippee yippee yeehaw.
      Ned: You realize if the whole school does hear that song, I can't be your friend anymore?
      : I understand. (Cookie starts banging his head against Loomer's locker.)

    • (Seth is upset that Ned has officially claimed his autographed Carmelo Anthony sneakers) Carmelo: Ned, do the right thing. Ned: Sorry, Seth. Finders keepers. (Seth is still not happy) Carmelo: That's not what I meant. (Ned frowns a bit and turns to Seth) Ned: Here. They're yours. (he gives Seth back his sneakers; Seth is overjoyed) Seth: Oh, yes! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Carmelo smiles in Ned's mind)

    • Seth: Oh, I'm sad.

    • Moze: (seeing Missy picking her nose) That's real, real gross but real!

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    Notes (11)

    • We find out that Mr. Wright's first name is Alistair (it is on the screen during his interview).

    • Tip #411.CIWLI Chain it and you won't lose it. Tip #738.HGC Make art class, homemade gift class. Tip #700.ACT Not a painter? Ask about other art projects. Tip #746.WSH Wear smocks and hats or wear your art!

    • Running Gag: Ned keeps crashing to Moze everytime she puts a lost sneaker poster up.

    • Return of Nigel and the rich woman with a dog from "Recycling."

    • Palmer Noid from the episode "Upperclassmen & Gross Biology Dissection" returns to help Cookie make the bowls.

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    Trivia (3)

    • Goof: When Ned is ordering a replacement PuppyBear from ACME Express on the computer screen it says "FuzzyBear", instead of PuppyBear.

    • Palmer Noid was a 5th grader last season.

    • Cookie said Palmer Noid was in 6th grade, but he was in 6th grade last season when he was introduced. Since Ned and the gang were in 7th grade then and are in 8th grade now, Palmer should be in 7th grade now. Response: Palmer was not in 6th grade last season. He said he was in 5th grade and was about to go INTO 6th grade.

    Allusions (4)

    • Acme Express: When Ned orders a Puppy Bear online, it gets delivered by ACME Express. This is an allusion to the ACME company in the Looney Tunes/Roadrunner cartoons.

    • The art teacher seems to resemble Andy Warhol.

    • 6th grade kid: I wanted to be a dentist. It's a spoof of the Christmas special Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer which has a elf who wanted to be a dentist.

    • Cookie: I made you smocks and protective headgear. The smocks and headgear Cookie makes for the 6th graders making his presents are spoofs of what Santa's Elfs are traditionally shown to wear.

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