Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Guide To: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, And Weasels

Season 4, Ep 3, Aired 3/26/10
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  • Episode Description
  • Ned and the school students all go on a field trip to a garden. Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie, while Cookie becomes the superhero: the Steel Eagle. Soon the field trip goes wrong when art thieves arrive to steal a painting. Meanwhile the teachers at the school are tearing it apart looking for the weasel.

  • Fan Reviews (13)
  • Best Episode!!!

    By Lily-bug, Jul 25, 2013

  • "And We All Lived Happily Ever After."

    By futuramarama, Jul 07, 2010

  • What? It's over! Already?

    By rjje72, Apr 10, 2008

  • I'm sad it's over, but this was a great way to end it!

    By chelsea_2010, Mar 09, 2008

  • Ned and the gang go on a field trip.

    By ThereGoesHalo3, Feb 02, 2008

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (4)

    • Gordy: Who's the man to fear most, Mr. Weasel? Ha ha! The man who has nothing to lose. (chuckles And also, has an army authorized net launcher! (sees the weasel nibbling at a can.) Gordy: Freeze, Weasel! (the weasel runs away and Mr. Chopsaw steps where she was; Gordy fires the net at him by mistake) Chopsaw: Gordon! What are you doing? Gordy: It's that weasel! He's on a rampage! Chopsaw: I know! Look what he did to my oak! (holds up a thin, porous piece of wood: Rose the Lunch Lady walks up) Rose: And he ate up all my creamed spinach! (holds up empty cans; Coach Dirga walks up) Dirga: And it ate my dodgeballs! (holds up deflated red balls) Gordy: Well then, while the kids are on a field trip, we are going on a hunting trip! GET THAT WEASEL!

    • Ned: (hiding) Ahem. (Moze turns around to see him) You said you wanted to see the Wild Boy, right? Moze: It didn't happen. (Ned comes out and wears nothing but that grass skirt. Moze sees him and laughs, but then covers her mouth.) Ned: I don't think things are working out for me and Suzie. Moze: And Loomer's not my type. (Ned moves closer to Moze) Ned: Well, what is your type? Moze: You know me... I like the wild boys. Ned: (moves closer) So maybe, we should go out. You know, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, more than friends. (walks closer so that facing he) Moze: Hand holding, talking all night, heart-shaped candy on Valentine's Day? (Holds on to Ned's hands) Ned: I'm ready if you are. Moze: Bring it on. (Both lean in, and kiss) (After coming apart) Both: Best field trip ever.

    • Ned: So Gordy's done chasing weasels. Cookie: I got my pizza date with Lisa, and I'm going to meet her now. Moze: And since Ned and I are going out now, we'll join you. Ned: And we all lived happily ever after.

    • Gordy: (to the weasel) You ate my couch, you mauled my mid-morning snack, and you cost me my job! Okay, the job thing was my fault, but if this is my last day at Polk, IT WILL ALSO BE YOURS!!! (laughs maniacally, goes into his closet, comes out wearing an exterminator's suit, holding a net launcher) Because I have saved the best for last!

    Notes (3)

    • When Gordy and the rest of the teachers destroyed the school to try to catch the weasel, it was also a way to finish off the end of the show. They destroyed it because they know they won't use it anymore.

    • The commercial for the movie with Ned and Moze's history for being friends and maybe something more was actually part of the movie when Ned asked for a sign of who he should be with and he got a flashback of every moment he shared with Moze.

    • Suzie and Loomer start going out again.

    Trivia (11)

    • When the Steel Eagle is accused of stealing candy from a child, the samurai show performers attack him, and if you look closely at one of the performers, he is wearing a Akatsuki costume from the show Naruto.

    • Huffington Library is really a spoof on Huntington Library.

    • Moze tried to make Ned jealous by kissing Loomer in front of him.

    • Loomer carries a tray of cheeses around as he follows Moze during the field trip.

    • Loomer tries to win Moze over by dressing nice, a bit like how he dressed like when he went out with Suzie in the beginning.

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