Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Seating / Tryouts

Season 1, Ep 4, Aired 10/3/04
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  • Episode Description
  • Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. Tryouts: Ned attempts ascending to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he'll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them. With some help from Ned, she decides which is right for her. Cookie tumbles into cheer leading and demands equal rights after being kicked out.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • JM J. Bullock

    Mr. Monroe

  • Dave Florek

    Mr. Chopsaw

  • Brooke Marie Bridges

    Claire Sawyer

  • Daran Norris


  • Alex Black

    Seth Powers

  • Fan Reviews (9)
  • Ned's cool table was awesome & hilarious.

    By TriviaDude, Feb 09, 2009

  • Charming as always

    By Pucktweety, Aug 18, 2008

  • This marks the fourth episode of the great "Ned's Declassified." The three battle topics includinng seating and tryouts.

    By sssquarepants, Aug 24, 2007

  • Great episode.

    By Dirk4MVP, Aug 18, 2007

  • Great Tips and Great Plot.

    By tvaddict_10, Jul 27, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (6)

    • Moze: If you want a bigger bounce, all you need is a bigger pot-hole. Just apply Newton's third law! For every action there's an equal or opposite reaction. Bigger pothole, Cookie goes through the roof. Ned: Wow, when'd you get so smart? Moze: I don't know, I think I learned it in Sweeny's class...

    • Sweeny: Ms. Mosley, there's a delightful seat here, in the front of the class. Martin: Yes, join us. Be one of us!

    • Moze: Why do you guys want to sit at the cool table? Ned: (in shock) That's like saying why do you want to sit court side at a Laker's game! Cookie: Or why do you want to on a cold toilet seat. Ned: Actually no, it's not like that.

    • Ned: Wait! Dirga and Crabgrass? You have to be an idiot to sign up! (Cookie comes over and signs up)

    • Loomer: I'm afraid you'll have to try again tomorrow Jennifer. Sorry. (As Moze is walking away, Loomer stares at her, in a daze)

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    Notes (3)

    • Tips Seating: If you want to sit at the cool table, do it. (Later crossed out and Ned says to forget this tip) Sit next to new people. Try moving. Avoid sitting by the window because the sun will fry you. Avoid sitting next to bullies. When you're sitting with your friends, you're sitting at the cool table. Tryouts: Signing up first doesn't help your chances. Get the right equipment. Visualize like the pros. Make sure the coach notices you. Don't give up, just practice, get better, possibly grow taller and make it better next time.

    • If you notice carefully, when Moze ascends to the front of the class, people are throwing paper balls at her.

    • Running gag in Tryouts: The coaches/teachers kept getting run over.

    Trivia (3)

    • If 40 pairs of socks made Ned 6 inches taller, the shoes would have had to be higher than 6 inches and the shoes he was wearing were shorter than that.

    • It's weird that Moze, being the good student she is, wouldn't voluntarily sit in the front of class in order to get more out of the class.

    • When Cookie and Gordy are testing out the pothole for the bus, they jump and put a dent in the roof, but the entire scene where a dent is being made is animated.

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