Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Teachers / Detentions

Season 1, Ep 3, Aired 9/26/04
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  • Episode Description
  • Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math, and devises a plan to get the students to listen to him. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward her. Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention for various reasons. Moze gets out of it by helping out Coach Dirga. Cookie and Ned fear the bad kids in the back row.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • JM J. Bullock

    Mr. Monroe

  • Dave Florek

    Mr. Chopsaw

  • Brooke Marie Bridges

    Claire Sawyer

  • Daran Norris


  • Alex Black

    Seth Powers

  • Fan Reviews (8)
  • A really cool episode.

    By danparkerstudio, Aug 28, 2009

  • To scare kids on behaving in school.

    By ThereGoesHalo3, Feb 02, 2008

  • The third episode of "Ned's Declassified" In this episode, Ned, Moze, and Cookie battle to more topics.

    By sssquarepants, Aug 24, 2007

  • Teachers- Ned, Moze, Cookie have to deal with each of their teachers. Detention- Ned, Moze, and Cookie are given detention because of an paper airplane.

    By headstars, Feb 17, 2007

  • Not one of my favorites,

    By Water78, Feb 03, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (12)

    • Ned: I've tried everything to get on Mr. Sweeny's good side: compliments, beverages, and even dressing like him. Mose: Have you tried just doing the work? Ned: The work! (epiphany music)

    • (Mose and Ned are asking Mr. Chopsaw for advice on detentions) Ned: So, we gotta be strong like oak? Mr. Chopsaw: No, not we, she's oak, you're more like kindling.

    • (Sweeney is looking Ned´s work) Sweeney: Bigby? Ned: Yeah? Sweeney: Big "B". (he puts a big B in the project)

    • Ned: That guy looks like a psycho. Moze:How are we going to deal with a psycho? Ned: It takes a psycho to deal with a psycho.

    • Ned: I can’t eat! I can’t sleep! Moze: You can’t sleep? Ned: I’ve been awake in every class.

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    Notes (3)

    • Tips: - In detention, the teacher is your best friend. Stay close to the teacher (to avoid the bullies) - Don't do the crime if you don't want to do time. - With the Questioning Teacher, don't be afraid to raise your hand. For the Boring-and-could-the-clock-tick-longer-teacher, do anything to stay awake. For the Distracting teacher, focus on your notebook or keep your eyes on your work. - Don't kiss up, just do the work. - As a last resort, transfer to another class.

    • Running Gags: Cookie's paper airplane wreaking havoc.

    • The wood shop teacher apparently has a fake arm too. He ended up with it wrapped around a piece of machinery.

    Trivia (4)

    • Crony, one of Loomer's henchmen, appears to really like sewing. This episode contains the first of many references to it. Mr. Monroe tells us he's the best cross-stitcher in the school!

    • According to Moze in this episode, her favorite subject is Woodshop followed by Math.

    • The bullies break Cookie's glasses, but a few scenes later, they are in one piece and on his head.

    • When Mr. Monroe is after the air plane, he whacks over the skeleton, but a few moments later, it's back up, and he hits down again.

    Allusions (1)

    • None: Visual only
      When the students are sitting in Moze's math class wearing protective panchos, you can barely see a student dressed as Gallagher in the back. Another student is dressed like Elvis.

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