Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

The Bus / Bad Hair Days

Season 3, Ep 8, Aired 11/26/06
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  • Episode Description
  • The Bus: Ned needs to get to school as quickly as possible to get a love note he left for Suzie that could ruin their relationship. Moze tries to get the new kid to sit with her, but Martin is making it difficult for her. Meanwhile, Cookie misses the bus and needs to find a way to get to school or his perfect no tardy record will be no more.Bad Hair Days: Ned needs to sneak over to the high school to get a free haircut so he will have enough money to take Suzie out on a date. Moze tries many different hair to try and get the new kid to like her. Finally, Cookie attempts to get Lisa to notice his very, very tiny mustache.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Alex Black

    Seth Powers

  • Christian Serratos

    Suzie Crabgrass

  • Daniel Curtis Lee

    Simon "Cookie" Nelson-Cook

  • Daran Norris


  • Dave Florek

    Mr. Chopsaw

  • Fan Reviews (7)
  • I never know why it's early to said I love you thing. And a Bad hair day

    By dragondude4, Aug 06, 2009

  • One of the Best

    By coaster41395, Jul 06, 2007

  • The Bus:Ned needs to get to school before Suzie. Moze tries to sit next to Faymen on the bus. Cookie misses the bus. Bad Hair Days:Cookie has a mustache. Ned tries to get a hair cut for free. Moze tries different styles to get Faymen to notice like

    By guineagurl23, Feb 07, 2007

  • Funny,

    By Water78, Jan 20, 2007

  • really hysterical

    By sunnstar7, Dec 20, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (5)

    • Ned: And if she were here, what would she want you to do? Mr Kwest: Probably to..stop calling her.. Ned: NO! She'd want you to get these kids to school on time and before Suzie gets there! Mr Kwest: Really? Moze: Uh..yeah! Women LOVE guys who get kids to school on time!

    • Suzie: So you guys want to go to the movies?
      : Sounds good!
      : Right. Nice moustache (To cookie).

    • Ned: So close! (Crubbs drags him away)
      : SUZIE.....

    • Moze: I need your hair expertise.
      : And why would I help you?
      : Cause I'll invite you to my house to swim on Saturday.
      : I don't like to swim.
      Moze: Ned will be there.
      Missy: (Smiles) You need curls now.

    • Ned: Ham always cures broken hearts!

    Notes (9)

    • Tip #646.SCTM For girls, scrunchies and clips can tame the wildest mane. Tip #646.BCFWH For guys, hats hide grease, grime, and fleas. Tip #649.USH Use the "seat hop" to move around the bus Tip# 168.SP5 Use "the shift" to protect your seat. Tip #154.LBS Look before you sleep Tip #317.BT Use bus-time for forgotten homework time.

    • The high school that Ned went for a free hair cut was Michael S. Dukakis High School.

    • When Ned jumps out of the window in Mr. Kwest's room, his shirt lifts up, and he is shown wearing green boxers.

    • This is not only Ms. Enstile's first season 3 appearance but also her first appearance since season 1.

    • Gordy is mentioned in both episodes, but does not appear in either segment.

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    Trivia (5)

    • In "The Bus", Suzie appears, but has no lines.

    • Goof: When Mr.Kwest is driving frantically towards school, you see Ned near the front of the bus. If you look behind Ned when he says "We're doing great Mr.Kwest", you can see Moze pulling herself towards the back of the bus . A second later she's pulling herself to the front of the bus to reach Faymen.

    • After Cookie and Xavier drop the things they bought at the garage sale, the bus's tire was flat because of the glass Cookie bought at the garage sale, and where the bus got the flat tire, it was not the place where the garage sale took place.

    • When Cookie finds Xavier on her bike after he misses the bus, he says he needs to get to school in 15 minutes. After they leave the garage sale, Cookie checks his watch and we see that it is 7:15 AM. Then, a long time after, Cookie checks his watch again and we see that it is 7:55 AM and he says that school starts in 5 minutes which would mean that school starts at 8:00 AM. So why would he say before that he had 15 minutes to get to school, if at 7:15 AM he had 45 minutes?

    • In "Bad Hair Days" Faymen is talking with a teacher in Portuguese explaining that he misses his family in Brazil. It is often believed that he is speaking Spanish, since Portuguese and Spanish are both related languages and sound similar.

    Allusions (4)

    • Look Hard: When Ned is trying to get out of the school for a "Free Haircut", He uses a Nerf N-Strike Maverick to disable Crubbs' security system.

    • Moze's Crush: Faymen Phortune This is an allusion to the famous saying "Fame and Fortune."

    • When Moze tries the pink Japanese bubblegum look, she looks similar to Stephanie from the Nick Jr. Show: Lazytown.

    • In the episode "The First Day" they rip on Coconut Head's bad hair. It is mentioned again in this episode, both times as examples in tips.

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