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Jess finds herself growing more attracted to Nick after he starts to take initiative in his job and life. Winston takes a depressed Schmidt to the aquarium, where the latter falls in love with a lionfish.
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"Perfect, round fish breasts"
YEAH BABY !!!
Quick Hardening Caulk
GREAT EPISODE! One of the funniest episodes.
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Nick: We have tons of stuff we need to get.
Jess: Fine. Let me see what we have left.
Nick: A whole bunch of stuff.
Jess: (reading the list) Long-shafted...drive drill? New nut wrench?
Nick: Our old nut wrench is bad.
Jess: Quick hardening...caulk?
Nick: You don't want to wait forever for that caulk to harden.
Jess: Why do you smell so good?
Nick: It's cause I did laundry. I smell like a baby in a damn meadow. Look at this. My underwear.
Jess: What? What?
Nick: They're blue now. I think it's cause I put colors in the whites. I'm still figuring it out, but I'm really excited about laundry.
Winston: (about the lionfish) Where'd you get that?
Cece: You know, one of the perks of being a model. You get to meet a lot of sketchy people. The guy who got me this also said he could get me a box of dolphin steaks or a mostly white baby.
Schmidt: (after being stung by jellyfish) I want you to pee on my face.
Schmidt: You need to pee on my face.
Winston: I can't.
Schmidt: It will sterilize the wound. Please do it, Winston.
Winston: I cannot pee on your face.
Schmidt: I thought you were with me till the end.
Winston: I just peed in the ocean, so I'm all out.
Schmidt: You peed in the ocean? Disgusting.
Winston: Look, look, I know this is a dumb question. But will number 2 help?
Schmidt: Look Winston, if there was one thing that stood between you and happiness, don't you think I would be there to help you get it? No matter how stupid it was?
Winston: You're right, Schmidt. If I was doing something stupid, you definitely would be involved.
Schmidt: Yeah, you're damn right I would be. And I would probably be there to make it even stupider.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: March 19, 2013 on Citytv