Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

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  • Episode Guide
  • S 3 : Ep 10

    Newlyweds Series Finale

    Aired 3/30/05

  • S 3 : Ep 9

    The Valentine's Day Budget

    Aired 3/23/05

  • S 3 : Ep 8

    Newlyweds Together Again

    Aired 3/16/05

  • S 3 : Ep 7

    Boys Weekend in Cabo

    Aired 3/9/05

  • S 3 : Ep 6

    The Orange Bowl

    Aired 3/2/05

  • Cast & Crew
  • Jessica Simpson

    Herself

  • Nick Lachey

    Himself

  • Ashlee Simpson

    Herself

  • Joe Simpson

    Himself

  • Drew Lachey

    Himself

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  • show Description
  • Singing sensations Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson struggle through the first years of married life in Newlyweds. Their lives prove to be always interesting and often funny whever they go.

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  • Quotes (91)

    • Jessica: I'm working on hanging up my towels after taking a shower. It drives him crazy. And I'm working on putting the toilet paper on the..the..the, whatever..I don't even know what it's called.

    • Jessica: He's very clean and he's a perfectionist. He makes the bed when I'm in it!

    • Jessica: Do you think I'm good at cleaning up? Do we have a mop? Nick: You don't even know if we own a mop? And you're asking me if I think you're good at cleaning up?

    • Nick: It sounds corny, but it's kind of the feeling of 'This could be it. This could be the one.'

    • Jessica: I liked him immediately though, when I met him. I told my mom I wanted to marry him.

    • Jessica: (eating tuna on the couch) Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken by the sea.

    • Jessica: What are these girls gonna do when they improvise? Man: Whatever it takes. Nick: Wrong answer. Jessica: Yeah. That's the wrong answer.

    • (On why it'll be a while before he and Jessica have kids) Nick: We're still young and stupid ourselves.

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    Notes (16)

    • This episode takes place 6 months after Nick and Jessica got married.

    • This episode was also titled "Chicken By The Sea".

    • This episode was also titled "The Dancers".

    • This episode was also titled "The Platypus".

    • This episode was also titled "Buffalo Wings".

    • This episode was also titled "The Video Shoot".

    • This episode was also titled "Jessica's Birthday"

    • This is the first episode Drew Lachey did not make an appearance, nor were there any other featured guest stars.

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    Trivia (19)

    • This episode has become infamous for Jessica's quip about whether Tuna is chicken or fish.

    • Jessica refers to an episode of That 70s Show in which she kisses Ashton Kutcher in several scenes.

    • The video that Nick was casting dancers for in this episode was for a song called 'When We Take Our Clothes Off'.

    • Jessica's camping song lyrics (she learned it in her dad's church Sunday school): We're going camping now we're on our way We're gonna climb up the mountains,and run,and jump,and play! And as we hike along we're gonna sing Hallelujah to our King!

    • Drew, Lea, Nick, and Jessica are camping in Yosemite.

    • At their grandmother's wedding, Nick and Drew sing two 98 Degrees songs, "I Do" and "My Everything."

    • Nick and Jessica are hung-over when they attend Nick's grandmother's wedding.

    • Nick, Jessica, Drew, Lea, and friends visit Paramount's Kings Island theme park in Cincinnati, OH, where Nick used to work.

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    Allusions (9)

    • Lea: Everyone sit down. We're going to play a game. We have "The Book of Questions." They are taking turns asking each other questions from "The Book of Questions" by Gregory Stock.

    • Jessica: We do nothing around here. We read Danielle Steel. Jessica is referring to popular romance novelist Danielle Steel.

    • Jessica: So you want to go to Home Depot today?
      Home Depot is the world's largest home improvement retailer and second largest retailer in the United States.

    • Nick: Well, Jessica's idea of romance is like, you know, her favorite movie is Pretty Woman. Pretty Woman is a very popular romantic comedy released in 1990 starring Richard Gere and Julia Roberts.

    • Nick: There's like a big Oktoberfest thing downstairs. Oktoberfest is a German holiday. It is a yearly celebration of the October 12, 1810 marriage of the Bavarian rown Prince Ludwig to Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen

    • Jessica: (to Nick) What's up Smurf? Jessica calls Nick a Smurf because he is dressed in an almost all dark blue outfit. The Smurfs was a very popular '80s cartoon featuring short blue humanoid creatures (Smurfs).

    • Drew: What are you, Magnum P.I.?
      Magnum P.I. was famous for driving a Ferrari.

    • Casey: Come and knock on our door.
      "Come and knock on our door" is the first line of the theme song for the TV series Three's Company, a show about 2 females and a guy living in an apartment together. The theme song is heard a couple of times in the episode.

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  • Fan Reviews (41)
  • Just watched for Nick

    By gracielove, Nov 10, 2012

  • I think Nick needs to do a show with Vanessa!!!

    By chuckzamzow, Mar 06, 2009

  • I enjoyed this show...oh dear

    By curvycharlie, May 14, 2008

  • Attack of the Robot People!

    By SoylentYellow, Jan 24, 2007

  • Newlyweds:Nick and Jessica

    By Jensen_Briana, Aug 01, 2007

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