Beauty Pageant

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (6)

  • David: (pointing to a picture) Oh, is that your grandma?
    Leslie: (sarcastically) Yeah. (pauses) It's Madeleine Albright.
    David: That's her name? I usually just call mine Nana.
    Leslie: No, that's Madeleine Albright, first female Secretary of State.
    David: Okay, so that's not--it's not your grandma then.

  • (After quitting the beauty pageant) April: No, I didn't win, but at least I didn't make any new friendships.

  • Leslie: I'm a judge, so I don't want to seem partial, but Trish will win this over my dead body.

  • Ann: I'm sorry -- you don't think it's weird that my ex-boyfriend lives in a tent in the pit outside my house? Mark: It's....not....ideal.

  • Andy: Is Mark the guy who's fixing your shower? Because I don't know about you, Mark, but I've seen a lot of porn, and I know what "fixing your shower" means.

  • April: This is an impression of my sister, Natalie.. "Hi, I'm Natalie, I like Ritalin and have low self-esteem!"

Notes (1)

  • Original International Air Dates: Canada: October 1, 2009 on CityTV

Trivia (1)

  • As a last-minute addition to the judging panel, Tom's name plate was scribbled in by hand rather than printed.