Freddy Spaghetti

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Quotes (23)

  • Ben: Chris and I used to do auditing separately. Whenever Chris would do it, nothing would ever get it done. Whenever I would do it, I'd get death threats. It seems to work this way.

  • Leslie: Hello, Pawnee. I'm...Renata Ricotta. Freddy Spaghetti couldn't make it today. He bumped his noodle. (audience laughter) There was sauce everywhere. It was just streaming out of his face. It was really scary.

  • Andy: (about his fractured arm) Uh, is there any chance you can fix me in the next ten minutes? Dr. Harris: Sure. I'll just advance medical science 30 years. Andy: Great.

  • Andy: I don't even have children's songs. My last song I wrote was called "Sex Hair." Leslie: Well, just take the word sex and change it to pickle. Andy: (singing) You've got Pickle hair, baby and you got it from me.

  • Ron: (to Ben) Because of my libertarian beliefs, Leslie does 95% of the work. So you should lay me off. I'd be proud to be a casualty in this righteous war.

  • Andy: Give me a sec. Will you just stop and listen to me? April: No. Andy: Fine, I don't want to talk to you anyways. Reverse psychiatry. April: Fine. What? Andy: I like you. In a, you know, romantical kind of way. April: You do? Andy: Yes! Do me? April: Yes. Andy: Ha! So then...perhaps shall we go out this evening? April: No.

  • Chris: I know what'll loosen up our brains. A massage train. And I know what you're thinking. It's not that I want a massage. I'll be the caboose. And Ron Swanson is the locomotive.

  • Tom: (whispering) What are you doing here? Leslie: Hey, sorry. I need your help. Is this a bad time? Tom: Lucy's here, I'm in my sexy pajamas, I just took four benadryls to dull my sensitivity. Yes! It is a bad time. Leslie: You're about to have sex. Tom: Why else would Boyz II Men's "On Bended Knee" be playing right now? Leslie: Okay, I just want to give you a little advice, which is don't make it last really long. Ladies don't like that.

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Notes (3)

  • The "Freddy Spaghetti: Producer's Cut" episode has 3.7 extra minutes of footage.

  • Original International Air Dates: Canada: May 20, 2010 on CityTV

  • The second season finale marked Paul Schneider's final appearance on Parks and Recreation as a cast regular.

Trivia (1)

  • This is the first episode in which Jerry's full name of Jerry Gergich is revealed.

Allusions (1)

  • Tom: Ron Corleone! This really attractive woman is my girlfriend, Lucy. Tom calling Ron "Ron Corleone" is a reference to Vito and Michael Corleone (both called Don Corleone) of The Godfather and The Godfather II films.