Passions

Ep. #2047

Season 9, Ep 16, Aired 7/30/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Pretty Crane arrives in Harmony and receives a wedding invitation from Vincent in the limo. Fancy can't come to admit the truth about Pretty to Luis, so Luis decides to forget about it and move on with the wedding. Tabitha wants Edna and Norma to help around the house because Endora wants them to stay in Harmony. Esmeralda appears in Tabitha's living room and makes a deal with Tabitha about Endora's future as a good witch. Julian can't let Eve stop Luis' execution and he tries to stop Eve by telling her that he doesn't love Ivy, and that the only woman for him is Eve, forever. Sheridan is shocked to learn that Vincent is Julian's son. Vincent reassures her that Pretty will be arriving at prison very soon. Chad fights with Vincent, but Luis breaks off their fight. Noah proposes to Paloma again and they decide to have a double wedding. Then later, Theresa receives divorce papers from Jared. Ethan asks Theresa to marry him immediately, and it all turns into a triple wedding. Father Lonigan warns Theresa not to marry Ethan before she tells the truth about Little Ethan paternity, and Ethan happens to overhear their conversation.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Georgia Engel

    Esmeralda

  • Gary Tomlin

  • Clem Egan

  • Darrell Ray Thomas Jr.

  • James E. Reilly

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (5)

    • Tabitha Lenox (About Endora Lenox): But she's just a wee child. She's only just mastered toilet training.

    • Julian Crane: You know, when we're young, we make mistakes and we regret them for a lifetime. My biggest mistake was allowing my father to convince me to let you go, because without you to help me grow, I became this twisted, malevolent caricature of a man. And then, when you let me back into your life, well, for the first time in many years, I felt human. And we were back together for a very short period, you know, a few months, but in those months I grew, and it's very hard to put into words, but it's as if you searched the arid plains of my soul and you found joy buried there. I mean, it was -- it was half buried and half dead, but you found it and you freed it. You made it bloom. You made me feel like a whole man. And then you left me, and I know that you hate me, but you must believe that I love you. I love you so and I will always love you. I will go to my grave with your name on my lips.

    • Tabitha Lenox: Me, Tabitha Lenox, forsake the dark side? All that sweetness and sugar must have turned your brains to mush. Esmeralda: Could you play with Endora while Tabitha and I have a little chat? Maybe a nice board game. Norma: Oh, me too. I used to beat daddy silly. Edna: Oh, hey, elder abuse ain't funny.

    • Edna Wallace: Look, tabby. We will do anything to stay out of that black hole basement. You have no idea what it's been like. Tabitha Lenox: Oh, I know exactly what it's like down there. Who do you think suggested the fiery coals on the floor? Or the razor blades in the pillows on the bunk beds? Or the sulfuric acid in the bathtub, who? Norma Bates: Oh, Martha Stewart you're not. We're gonna have a blast, doll face. Auntie Norma and auntie Edna, right here with you forever and ever. Edna Wallace: Or else. Tabitha Lenox: All right, all right. If you two addlepated birdbrains are going to be temporary house guests here, then you're going to have to earn your keep. That means cooking, cleaning, yard work, burying the bodies of any salesmen who happen to come to the door.

    • Norma Bates (To Tabitha Lenox): Break open the champagne, Hagitha. Your daughter's abso-bloomin-lutely amazing!

    Allusions (1)

    • Edna Wallace: Why, if she can beat the demons of the dark side, she can do anything. Sweetums, you know that I have always loved you. So, do me a teensy little favor here, and make me look like Paris Hilton before she went into the slammer. Give me a couple of billions. And a mansion. Oh! And a subscription to DirecTV! Norma Bates: Woo! DirecTV! And hi-def television in every room, yes! Tabitha Lenox: I'm well aware that DirecTV is the greatest thing since sliced bread, but please don't try to force my daughter to use her powers for your own personal gain. Yet another in a series of allusions to the fact that NBC canceled the show, and that DirecTV picked up the show from the dead.

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