Puppets Who Kill

Dash The Greeter

Season 1, Ep 9, Aired 12/6/02
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  • Episode Description
  • Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Dan Redican

    Dan Barlow

  • Bruce Hunter

    Rocko (Puppeteer)

  • Gord Robertson

    Bill (Puppeteer)

  • Bill Cameron

    News Broadcaster

  • Samantha Gutstadt

    Sue

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (8)

    • Bill: (to Dan) Face it. You've got a cappuccino monkey on your back and it's only a matter of time before it bites you in the ass!

    • Dan: Need I remind you that there was once a little steam engine that didn't think it could do anything. But it kept saying, "I think I can, I think I can." Dash: Oh, yeah. Did the little steam engine have a giant bubble for a head? Dan: Well, not technically. Dash: Well, then - I'm wearing a hat.

    • Dan: I was once like you. Oh, yeah. In the grips of a full blown caffeine addiction. But I kicked coffee and I have been off it for three whole days and - I'm feelin' great. Bill: Oh, Dan. Dash is acting nutty again.

    • Dan: (looking at TV) They're torching a dummy of me! Bill: They sure look good doing it, though. Rocko: They look hot, man. I love how her blonde hair blows in the wind as she burns you in effigy. Good old Dan! The man who brought down beauty.

    • Dan: You know, Miss Smith, about these sex dreams of yours. Freud believed that the characters who populate our dreams are actually different aspects of our own personalities. Miss Smith: Oh, so I was sodomizing myself? Dan: Well, Freud didn't cover that part.

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    Trivia (1)

    • In the scene where Dash Dagger tells Evelyn he's the head greeter, Puppeteer James Rankin moved Dash Dagger too far to the left and he went into some of the clothes hanging up this caused Kim Poirier and the crew to crack up with laughter. The outtake can be seen on the First Season DVD.

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